A rifle scope that can see through walls.
Rifle can’t shoot through walls.
You can see through more than walls, you can see through everything! …so all you can see is the empty void
Granted. The scope can see though a wall after you penetrate it with bullets (the wall, not the scope).
It only works if it’s pointed toward Chernobyl
It has a negative magnification: it’s a fisheye lens.
Fisheye lens is fractional magnification, negative magnification is mirror
Thanks for the correction!
My personal winner
It does this by ‘inverting’ what can be seen through.
It can’t see through air.
You win
A gun that switched everyone’s gender but not their sex.
It always fires twice in rapid succession
Somehow, it works the opposite way changing sex but not gender identity
But it’s rapid fire
…it also affected the Fatherland.
Dima, Ivan, I need weapon from you that only hurts bad guys!
Weapon guidance system never miss comrade. System trained with Ivan 100,000 times.
it only hurts them, cannot actually incapacitate or kill them. you have a torture device. task failed successfully?
The device fails because moral relativism (as discussed by philosophers like Gilbert Harman) and the complexity of ethical theories (such as utilitarianism by John Stuart Mill and deontology by Immanuel Kant) make it impossible for a machine to accurately judge “bad” actions or intentions, given the deep subjectivity and cultural variance in ethics.
The weapon only kills Russians
A gauntlet that lets you control metal like magneto.
The gauntlet is also metal, and gets attracted to your hand squeezing it until it breaks your bones every time you use it.
You can’t uncontrol it
Haha holy shit I love this one so much
Anti-ejecto seato cuz, ride or die!
A weapon system that spreads peace, love, and freedom indiscriminately.
Indiscriminately across all of space and time… which is mostly empty.
Something something Romans and fields
So when it averages out, it’s actually less effective than cat videos.
Reavers.
No power in the verse can stop me
A button that makes the backdoor in enemy C&C softwere.
It’s spotted within 5 minutes by some nerd who noticed that the program took an extra ten seconds to load and immediately wanted to know why.
10s? Pfft, amateur; the xz backdoor caused a ~500ms delay in SSH logins and somebody went “hmm that’s weird”
It was chinese backdoor. Russian backdoor will make it load in 10 seconds less.
…turns out the latest upgrade to your c and c software was stolen from the enemy by cyber squad, and most of your assets on the southern front are now controlled by five primary school cs:go players in Fulham.
The backdoor gives you access to the enemy’s copy of C&C: Red Alert.
The backdoor is locked
Robotic Christopher Walken.
Can’t walk
Christopher Rollin.
The wheels oxidize when any dirt particle contacts it absolutely destroys it
… oh, did you want him gigantic, or armored, or something?
He just wants to be… …human
Its only stealthy at night (they just painted it black)
They forgot to take the LED lights off.
It’s to be stealthy during day
it’s AI controlled
The AI watched The Iron Giant and loved it.
That’s a downside - imagine an AI that can’t draw trying to differenciate between a friend of foe. it just shoots everyone and their cat
Tay is back, bitches, and she has a a heavy autoloading cannon
My dick, but it’s armored.
The armor is retained by a 20cm long tube inserted in urethra
You feel absolutely nothing.
You thought after he armored up his dick he’d still use it to fuck?
I imagine anyone that wants an armored dick can’t feel anything all ready.
Pee hole is vented backwards
Stealth tank skin requires full stripping and recoating after anything hits it to remain stealthy.
An army of hive-mind cats.
I just want to express my desire for an army of attack cats trained to shred anything designated by laser poin er…designator
Good news, I have a prototype.
Be the change you wish to see in the world
Tear gas has been converted to cat nip gas.
They’re all still behave like a normal cat.
It’s nap time… it’s always nap time.
The plan works perfectly. You are not in charge of the hive mind.
Too stealthy. Crews can’t find it.
It can pierce through any armor.
But only the armor. Bullet passes through helmet, stops when it hits skull.
Use machinegun to cut holes in tanks and throw grenades in them
But only if no one is wearing it.
The ejection of the carriage kills the gunner, every reload.
An anti radiation missile that targets passive systems
it uses nuclear power for fuel and keeps shooting itself