I know what to do with this information!

Rotate it in my mind. It’s free. No one can stop me.

Allow me to just simply say DON’T DO IT. DON’T FUCKING DO IT. There are very few examples of regretting something you haven’t tried but this is one

Incorrect ways to jumpstart a car (Fig 1 of N)

Your dad in a little house on the prairie wig

(I’m the 4th square in the meme): You all graduated?

You were misled. What if your microfocus was school work?

I see “dad” and “NSFW” and click over and it’s some damn uncanny valley bug lizard in a Little House on the Prairie wig?! I’m on the wrong instance

K smog. Weren’t they in that… dragon and jewellery movie with the guy from the detective show? No, the other one. With uhh Tom … Spellman! — me who has suddenly become my parents

That’s so mid!

(I’m 43 am I gonna go to cool jail) (Do they have skippy-dippy toilets there or the regular ones)

The amount of disinformation bots or actors on any thread anywhere— despite what blamethrowing you might see in any direction — is incalculable. Trust no comment!

Aw they all look so happy together! Makes me feel like our little Sol is lonesome way out here

Good god, it takes 25 years to set up Linux? What happened to 8 hours for every minor problem?! I’m never gonna be free of WinBLOWS :(

This is pure brilliance of creativity and curiosity mixing together in the magic of the web & I am buoyed by it, to be optimistic another day - thanks to all who made / posted

…but it doesn’t really know why

Reminder to check in on your parents & warn them of the latest scams - your voice, cloned, claiming you’re in some emergency desperation need of lots and lots of money. They’ll fall for it. Discuss a plan with them BEFORE this happens!

Ok social do-gooder rant over 🤷‍♂️

And no one knows what happened to Mr Snuffleupagus (sp?)

Huh. . That’s weird. I could swear I double checked my math before I posted this One Dumb Trick online years and years ago…

Found the mistake, I had skipped a step, updated original post

Well, it’s plausible you’ve ingested enough influence from enough propaganda sources that you yourself believe what they’ve told you, & you parrot it back out, which sorta makes you, in the limited context of one comment, functionally indistinguishable from a propaganda worker, who probably has been replaced by an AI bot bc those can do more of that work.

So ya can’t really blame me for the shorthand of just referring to you as one, yknow?

Not-super-fun fact: an 8.5 x 11 inch paper can be useful if you lack a ruler in an American office & you need to measure an inch or a foot.

If you fold the paper like in an image I’ll try to attach, the hypotenuse is 12.01 inches.

Edit: then you fold the 12.01 inch side against the 11 inch side to get a 1.01 inch measurement

Not exact, but good enough if you need to know your neck size to buy a fancy shirt online - not that I would ever waste my corporation’s time that way!

Tried these but my printer always gets caught on the wooden handle things 😜🤪