The cellular-bananular phone changed my life. I still sing it to this day
The cellular-bananular phone changed my life. I still sing it to this day
Modern astrophysics exists because a house fell on a teenage orphan.
Who as a result got adopted by a prince.
He got access to a royal lab for glassmaking.
Then he tried fixing color aberration in his microscope lenses.
Then he noticed the rainbow had holes in it. Huh.
Then he died. Glassmaking and tuberculosis are fast friends.
Then Bunsen invented his burner, which made spectra that matched the rainbow holes. Huh.
Now we know what stars and planetary atmospheres are made of!
And for trying to pull the group along, as futile as it may be.
I respect it. We need more of this.
srsly what the fuck
I think they might mean independently 🤷♂️ Otherwise, the answer to your question would be “The United States.”
So night is just really weak day
Dr. Blitz called Simulation Theory religion for tech bros and I can’t get it out of my head 😅
Honestly, AI trained on successful governance and social satisfaction would be a better president than what we have now. Then again, so would my cat.
humor is subjective
Fucking hilarious
Was gifted a lightly used Keurig machine. Partner started noticing little roaches everywhere in the kitchen. She was halfway through a cup of coffee when she opened the water reservoir and spotted a few floating in the water. I opened the machine and the machine was full of them.
Roaches can lay up to 32 eggs/week, and I think a roach mom had at least one good week in the Keurig.
Friend had said he didn’t want it because it was attracting roaches. He claims to not have known it was carrying them.
Sounds like ball lightning
TIL
Next time it happens try to predict what will happen in the next 30 seconds and say it out loud or write it down before it happens. If you can’t, it’s natural Deja Vu
Now now.
You glance at other markers too, but 66 fires a special, primed network.
I’ve had cats and dogs, and in my sample, cats have been better at navigating boundaries. Also, the beans. Also, the everything.
Jimmy Swaggart Ministries