If you can vote early, vote as early as possible. Part of the Democratic mission is to turn out the vote, and if you vote the earliest, we can focus on those who have not yet voted.

The Dems control flies now, apparently.

Sound? I associate the sound with ppl; once it’s out, it’s pretty quiet.

You can say, “alexa, play classic punk” and suddenly you are using Amazon Music.

She plays “Wipeout” on the drums
The squirrels and the birds come
Gather around to sing the guitar
Oh, I… Have you got nothing to say?

How do you think they would look? To get the news web page in your example, you are still going to have to have to render the page by running the client-side scripts required by modern websites and render some type of markup language for layout. It’s not like web pages are secretly sitting in pure text on a server somewhere…

You are conflating content with delivery protocol. The websites would look the same regardless of protocol.

Better question: why would you install a security risk social media app on your phone?

A. They were always more of a novelty gift rather than a child’s gift.
B. I was 12 when the trend hit and I had no desire to get one. Neither did my younger siblings.
C. N/A as my parents didn’t get me one.
D. The novelty of a gag gift that was pre-packaged.
E. That’s the million dollar question.

Someone once made a mountain of cash selling pet rocks.

The Rise & Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars - David Bowie
The Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd
Hotel California - The Eagles
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles
Rumours - Fleetwood Mac
Boston - Boston
Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy
Abbey Road - The Beatles

Chrome, because Ticketmaster can eat a bag of dicks.

The eyeliner helps though.

What happens if you make a mistake with your initial instructions?

Lack of standing. He is not a citizen of Michigan…

“If you are reading this, you are in the wrong branch.”

Ornithologists use the Merlin app.

Technically correct, but the gravity from stars is dwarfed by the gravity from yo momma.

I’m not saying she’s fast, but she gets around faster than a photon

submodule says, “hi!”