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…i tie back my hair or tuck it behind my ears when i eat…

…why does it include three pry-tools?..

…came here to post the same: we have a lot of flagship lego sets but rivendell is an unparalleled masterpiece, so exceptional that it makes almost everything else seem unworthy of shelf space by comparison…

…homo sapiens sapiens: so wise we named ourselves twice…

…so the thing is that, after accounting for time dilation, light is instantaneous and perhaps better-described as the speed of causality…even a ‘perfect stick’ comprising quantum-crystal wonder-material can’t move before it’s pushed, so you’d find that it, too, transmits information at the speed of light…

…look at all those pockets for storing remote controllers, phones, and snacks!..

…awww, man, i thought that was a pop swatch from the thumbnail!..

…looks more like i’m you, gonna right, stop there…

YYYY.MM.DD HH.MM.SS, as eru ilúvatar intended

…a little bit ferrous, yes i really do think…

…anyone with a housemaid is a red flag…

…that’s okay; in star citizen the vapid simulator download service is called electronic access…

…cave diving is the most dangerous deadly recreational sport of which i’m aware…

…that looks pretty modestly-sized in the foreground, honestly…

(this is a huge red flag:)

…do three strikes laws apply to simultaneous convictions?..

…that’s pretty much my improvisational style, everything eyeballed, nothing measured: sometimes things turn out amazing but of course the cost of those happy surprises is that i’ll never make it the same way again; couldn’t if i tried…

…i dated a girl who dogmatically followed published recipes, considered any deviations anathema to the authors’ labor developing them, and she was horrified to watch me cook…

…let me introduce you to single cask-strength malts: one drop, drawn delicately through your lips, let diffuse across your palate by capillary action, that’s how i learned to appreciate alcohol for the first time after four decades of not getting it…

…the great thing about cask-strength sipping whiskies is that one bottle can last years if kept properly sealed between pours…

…so about fourty years ago i met a deer raised with farm dogs and it pretty much behaved like one of their pack, barking and all…