As a wise man once said, if you wonder what you would’ve done during the Holocaust, you’re doing it now.
Joke’s on them. I can’t afford to replace my 20 year old car because everything is completely unaffordable in this hellscape
Why does that dog look like Mitch McConnell?
This is the stupidest timeline
It’s all in the hips
Wait, there was a place where I could punch Nazis in the face?
Is that a picture of Joe Exotic?
Now, all restaurants are taco bell.
Yup!
Too many people born on third base think they hit a triple.
That’s the definition of capitalism
I mean… They are Nestle, so they might as well bee
You have to accept that privacy costs money because your data isn’t being sold. For $5+ a month you can use proton Mail or tutanota. For ~$2 a month you can use Zoho mail or Titan mail.
Whatever you choose, it will be worth it.
In other news: water is wet.
The memes that will come of this mostly-hair mugshot…
Social Champ + Mastodon FTW
We live in a post-satire world. I literally can’t tell if this was a real Prager U slide or not. 🤷
If they push a few million people to FOSS and we’re all just happily using Lemmy and Mastodon on Firefox in Linux, I’m ok with that.
Diapers, strong enough for a man’s piss.