God never addressed themselves as him/her. They referred to themselves as I am.

Do you want to deal with glowing ones? Cause that is how you get glowing ones.

There is no way Dr. Mario has any training. He just throws random pills at the problems hoping that they line up and do something other than cause an overdose.

And then I noticed that she was sitting on…her…sweet…can…oh just thinking about that sweet can…

At this point all the bronze coating has worn off that cheap thing.

What about a politician who sexually harasses an employee and making that employee read their erotic interspecies fan fiction.

If the flow of current follows in the direction the index finger is pointing, then the the magnetic field lines will flow in the direction the middle finger is pointing, the thumb points in the direction that the force is exerted.

https://youtu.be/ySx84Ca7BFQ

So now the show is going to be about the civil war among the care bears about the best way to fight negativity.

He is tired of the candidates he endorses losing so he is hedging his bet

If the government just prints a bunch of money to pay off their debit then each dollar is worth less than before. Plenty of countries have done it and almost always results in hyperinflation. The simple way to understand this is say, everyone has a dollar so very few things will cost more than a dollar, but if you started handing everyone $100 bills then people will see the value of a single dollar as being lower and start charging more for their goods and services. There are other things that go into hyperinflation but this is the explain like I’m 5 answer.

Now the government is basically paying its bills with a credit card and businesses and other countries own the debt betting that the US will keep paying towards its debt plus interest. If the government stops paying then fewer countries and businesses will be willing to offer credit. And once you run out credit then you have to start printing more money instead of adding more debt.

Oh no every electrical circuit is going to short out at the same time.

Have him wish for a change in the duration of a second, and watch as the metric system falls apart.

All the other states can fuck off, probably.

Then that makes it the solar system’s first discovered Binary planets

Like how the Spartans are remembered for thermopylae even though they weren’t the only ones fighting there. And then the Spartans went crying to the Persian to help them fight Athens in the Peloponnesian War. And also the first person to run a marathon died after delivering the message so now people hear that story and think I bet it won’t kill me.

That looks scary, I need to pick up my bucket.

Why does it have eyes even though it says no organs, ignoring the problem that skin is an organ.

You can always lick the ground or earth depending on where you live

6 months would be an improvement

They don’t have any debt? I’m still 5 or 6 years from $0 if I don’t get sick or have to replace a car.