“I’m so jealous of your bottomless cash flow”
“I’m so jealous of your bottomless cash flow”
Uhhhhh, yes?
The face of a very serious man who knows exactly how funny you think his name is.
For real, though what IS it with people having goofy ass names and heading straight to politics demanding that you vote for Dick Butts as mayor?
Yeah, he couldn’t get away from the line.
This is the fundamental problem with protecting a candidate whose entire base is really big on guns, big on having guns on them, big on using every inch of their already permissive rights, and no matter what, the candidate’s rally is a highly likely place for them to flex their pieces, even if they can only wave them around in the parking lot.
You can’t just do the obvious thing and put rounds in everyone you see with a rifle. White girls are going to be out in the parking lot doing influencer dances with AR-15s. The muzzle might wave in Trump’s direction while she boot scoots. We don’t know what kind of orders that sniper had, but probably something along the lines of “look all these fuckers are going to be strapped if they can be strapped, stay chilly on the trigger and think twice, take no shots without orders.”
By the time anybody acted like a clear threat, the bullets were already flying. So what if he had a rangefinder? That doesn’t count as a “pull trigger now” level threat, not with this crowd. What an absolute bastard of a thing to provide overwatch for, you know?
I think the cool kid stance is just actual ownership of the medium at this point, anything that the platform can’t yank from your collection as soon as their licensing changes is A-okay.
Also, vinyl is immune to bit-rot, so there’s that.
Oh yeah, that’s right, I keep forgetting this is fashion commy territory and they use liberal as a slur like Republicans do with no self-awareness
I genuinely have to play Fallout New Vegas before I die. That and Skyrim. It’s a good thing they cannot survive as physical artifacts, or the historians of the future would have to assume that they were some sort of religion.