Five guys but only because the stupid amount of Cajun fries you get. A regular size order is a meal on its own

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Yep. And know who’s in charge of them? Capitalist bastards. But I don’t think that’s what they meant by the dog whistle

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Thanks bro, you a real one

Cognac cask finish? That sounds delightful!

Can I use my floating holiday for this? Would rather not work hungover

Dom Toretto approves

Welp, guess it’s time to open the champagne bottle I got specifically for this occasion. Rest in piss, you monster.

He better fukin not

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I’m sorry, is (random all-caps 5-8 string) not the most reputable company to buy from? It’s totally the same thing as (actual brand-name product hidden somewhere between the ads) but costs less and comes recommended by Amazon!

Just look at all the reviews in broken English that reference other products and were definitely not paid for. It ships to you overnight and may or may not arrive with a different brand name on it, but you won’t know the difference. That business baybee

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Apple knows they have people locked into their system so unless they do something absolutely heinous they will be safe. It’s investors they would need to worry about. However, many of those also do not care about anything beyond profits.