I wonder how Maua would feel if they named her Paul instead.
I wonder how Maua would feel if they named her Paul instead.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How many ass slices per person?
Sloth? You’re gonna live with me now. I’m gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!
I quit 3.5 years ago using that book and have had 0 cravings since.
But apparently you DO need an Apple ID to access an Apple Notes file that was shared to your Android by your crazy ex who doesn’t know that without an iPhone you won’t be able to read their undoubtedly unhinged, rambling guilt trip. Thanks Apple!
You make me perfect
Help me become somebody else
I was outside, next to a park on a lake, and I mentioned to someone the lack of ambient bugs. He was insistent that there were bugs around somewhere but it took me several minutes to locate ONE and it was the only one I could find.
No dragonflies, ladybugs, bees, wasps, butterflies, beetles, grasshoppers… I couldn’t even see any ants, flies, or mosquitos. The one I found looked similar to a gnat. It’s spring here. There should be bugs.
The gay agenda’s got axes now?
Turning the frogs gay and then giving them axes!!
“…and when you’re a TSA Agent, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab em by the dick! You can do anything.”
I paid real money for a wall calendar that had the months of Feburary and Ooctober.
50 % off birds
Well you can’t expect the clearance birds to be as nice as the full price ones!
“When’s the sequel?”
When Kilauea was making news for erupting, I showed my (now ex) partner a photo of the lava flow over the road with hazard barriers to keep people away.
Her response was to ask why they didn’t just divert the flow away from where people are.
Moscow Mules are served in copper mugs
…which ideally are not copper on the inside to prevent copper from leaching into the acidic beverage you’re drinking.
The unattainable is unknown at Zombo com!
When lightning strikes sand it creates fulgerites.
Tektites are formed when meteorites strike.
New America