Alternative text: Me, sacrificing my health by sleeping too little so that I can be paid the absolute minimum that my corporate overlords can get away with, while extracting the most value possible from my labor.
Time to get eatin’ 🍽️
Alternative text: Me, sacrificing my health by sleeping too little so that I can be paid the absolute minimum that my corporate overlords can get away with, while extracting the most value possible from my labor.
Time to get eatin’ 🍽️
What a terrible day to have eyes
No, sometimes we treat them like hobbits.
In which case we boil em, mash em, and stick em in a stew.
I’m beginning to think they’re just losers who’re mad that it’s not the 1940s anymore and that women having no purpose other than pumping out babies and dotting on their shitty husband isn’t something they can achieve anymore.
I wonder how much mtf hate is rooted in weak men believing that women should be subjugated and forced to serve their “purpose” and mtf women wouldn’t do that even if they could.
Nobody will fall for these losers anymore and society isn’t set up to support their desire to subjugate, they see mtf people and go “YOU MUST BE WHY NO WOMEN WILL BE MY BABY SLAVE ANYMORE!”
Calling possessions “she” is just an extension of that imho, casual leftover misogyny in language.
For the record I’m just a cis dude dating an mtf person for the last 8 months… this may be a bit of a ‘hot take’ lol - I’m learning, be gentle! 👉👈
Yall joking but bottoming is definitely a skill, just sayin
Good thing burner phones are super hard to get ahold of and not at all easy to use in a ridiculously hard way to trace. And good thing spoofing numbers is hard as shit.
That’s how these y’all-queda losers keep getting away with swatting the people holding trump accountable.
Lol, you think only Americans worship celebrities? You need to travel more lol - shit is an issue everywhere, you ever seen a k-pop idol?
Some humans just fall for that shit for whatever reason.
The potatoes i grew that i put in storage at the end of last year look like they’ve successfully turned into seed potatoes and I’m excited to plant them this year _
I want the level of garlic breath where if I were to breathe on a vampire they would melt
Feeling cute, might litigate later, idk
Spike-y Pear? I have no code for spike-y pear. Halp. 🍐
Yah this is more the sexuality side of it, but I think anyone who id’s as lgbtq+ can probably relate at least a little. I bet even asexual folks have felt relieved by not feeling guilty for not being attracted to people.
I took it as a “I’ve finally become comfortable with the thing about me that society beat me into internalizing as wrong, fuck yeah” moment.
I love recognizing these similarities in our experiences - solidarity amongst queers is good! Apes together strong 🦧🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈💜
It’s me. I’m the guy. Sorry.
Refuse to tell them your name or participate, then when they start singing call them literal demon pedos and declare bankruptcy.
It will work just as well as jones’ strategy!
Nature is beautiful
NO PANDA FOR YOU. 2 WEEKS.
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