You wanna knows what ironic? Life never gave us lemons. We made them with a sour orange and citron.
When life gives you lemons: Bottle your piss.
yes it’s mandatory. if you don’t put “rule” in the title we’ll boil you alive.
Do you always treat your guests like potatoes?
No, sometimes we treat them like hobbits.
In which case we boil em, mash em, and stick em in a stew.
where can i sign up for the club that enforces this?
Warm… and mandatory.
You don’t read the sidebar before posting to a community?
I do, not always in detail if they’re too long - but this one isn’t, and the sidebar here actually doesn’t say anything about incorporating the word “Rule” in your post title.
The stickied Rules post DOES though, and I just saw that.
It’s more of a tradition than a rule. The “rule” that we’re referring to is that you have to post before you leave
It’s preferred because of the style of the community. Also, a sticky isn’t a sidebar, but that’s not your fault lmao
Its not in the sidebar
It’s not mandatory, but if you don’t say “rule” then moss’s alt will beat you senseless
Capitalism has found you keep making lemonade when they shoot lemons at you, so they’re exploiting that fact for profit. It’s not even your lemonade!
Fuckin’ way she goes
I don’t see any sugar. This guy made lemon juice instead of lemonade - no wonder life keeps giving him more lemons.
That’s so lemon.
Cave Johnson. I’m done here.
Lemon peel is highly flammable
When life decides to be a lemon, hold that fuckwit life down and pour boiling salted lemon juice in its eyes until it goes blind.
I, a stickler for the rules, propose we must include the word rule in every comment.
The funny thing is that humans made lemons, not nature
Humans made most of my problems too
One ‘rule’ for each lemon, yes.
Welp, I guess I’ll be saying “rule” for the rest of my life now rule.
Got any grapes?