I’m already a loner but omniscience would seal the deal.
It prevents the sentence from continuing which makes everyone want to either leave the conversation or try to “help out”. Same principle.
I’m usually right about 60% of the time with strangers, though I’m intentionally not finishing the sentence aloud.
With friends and coworkers it’s usually that we’ve forgotten a common word somehow and just appreciate the other person remembering it for us.
I do most of my meal making on the stovetop, but I never bake without preheating.
I don’t see any attempts to logic, it’s just fewer steps:
turn on oven
put frozen pizza in
versus
turn on oven
wait
put frozen pizza in
weigh to much
The problem is definitely when I’m not working.
Cool!
Never underestimate the value of a good asbestos regimen.
I’m sure this will just be used for more bias against Gaza.
I’m holding out for ButtSharpies, not really the change I want to be in the world though.
I like how the “don’t dead, open inside” at the end just works.
I don’t know why some people are surprised by this, they are perfectly consistent: if they agree with the law it’s good and should be upheld, if they don’t agree with the law it’s evil and is destroying our country.
It’s twitter, so who knows: It might even be ironic.
One of those predictive text paragraphs?
Brian Disease seems like a winner