The Northern Virginia doctor knows at least that much about his situation. He knows he is no longer considered a citizen of the United States — the place where he was born, went to school and has practiced medicine for more than 30 years — and that he also belongs to no other place.
A letter from a State Department official informed him that he should not have been granted citizenship at the time of his birth because his father was a diplomat with the Embassy of Iran. The letter directed Sobhani to a website where he could apply for lawful permanent residence.
If I learned anything on the middle-school playground it’s that “there isn’t any statue of imitation on murder!”
Murder stay murder.
We all know this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6hGVdc1kRU
When I was in middle school, I had read that Mississippi not only had a statute of limitations on murder, it was extremely short like only 5-10 years.
My school fucking sucked.
I’d really love to know if Michelangelo carved a “Statue of Imitation.”