I’m pretty sure I’d know already if I was gay.
I dunno, you ever sucked a dick?
Yeah but it was attached to a woman so I’m still gay
Huh? How?
Nope. Never saw the appeal.
Maybe it’s more about the taste, the texture, the subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.
Well, I was placed in Mexico, but I do enjoy a good ol dick in the ass, what does that make me?
If you get it every time you want it, that makes you a happy person.
Inconclusive. We need more data on Mexico’s listening stats before we can truly say.
Chaflán?
I’m gay, and I got Portland
Also Portland!
cool, do you know that other guy?
Oh, you’re that kind of gay… 😒
I got Portland too!! I’m bi but I mostly listen to Spotify at work where almost everyone else is gay haha
Curious what’s in your top artists? I have The Midnight, Kalax, Timecop1984, and other Retrowave/Synthwave type music and got Seattle, but I live near Portland.
They placed me in Portland based on the Smoking Popes, The Jesus Lizard, and Flipper
It said people in Portland tend to be fans of those bands
Boseman, Montana.
Fine with me, that’s where Zefram Cochrane launched the first human-built warp vessel.
Fort Collins, Colorado for me
Bozeman, MT for me, apparently because I listen to a fair bit of Jason Isbell and other new-ish alt-country and Americana. Despite the fact that none of my top 5 artists are alt country, the rest of my listening is apparently eclectic enough that nothing else really came close.
I would have thought that having 60-70% of my listening all in a small cluster of esoteric doom-metal-related subgenres would have placed me somewhere with some sort of a metal scene, but apparently not.
It’s kind of interesting to see all the weird correlations Spotify has pulled out of thin air. Apparently Fort Collins listens to a lot of Sleep Token, Brandi Carlile, and Jacob Collier.
I was also placed in Fort Collins. Despite being your musical neighbor I don’t know any these bands. Wild.
Out of curiosity what bands did it use for your example?
Also do yourself a favor and listen to Sleep Token and Jacob Collier.
Specifically:
For Sleep Token: https://youtu.be/uU5vVT_Cp7c?si=8BQSDhNCxGOAHjsr or https://youtu.be/44gbx5VEYPY?si=XNASMTOMohopmIhf
Jacob Collier: https://youtu.be/IQvzX0Z3HE4?si=s_C9g57JH69gaKYj and https://youtu.be/nspqYGz-Z1s?si=yleeBaKox1Cxm8yW
I listen to a mix of classic rock, alt rock, blues and hip-hop and it gave me Bozeman as well.
Fort Collins, CO also
Helsinki, Finland.
Brother!
A metalhead spotted
I was placed in Salt Lake City, Utah. I guess I’m Mormon?
You guess? Statistically, you are so Mormon, Spotify knows what kind of underwear you have on.
I’m gay and I was somewhere in Germany. Mainly due to the black metal and one American band that is insanely popular in Germany for some reason.
So much so that they recorded their live 20 year anniversary somewhere there
Which American band is that?
Yeah, I guess I could have said their name lol. Boysetsfire. I think they’re from Delaware originally. They were political melodic hardcoreish at the beginning so I still jam their first few records hard. But they have a huge following in Germany.
All of my friends who listen to sad lesbian music got Burlington or Berkley.
It never gave me a city. It worked for my partner. I’m kinda pissed I wasted my time on this.
Hahaha I was assigned Burlington by this year’s wrapped. Guess I’m moving to the lesbian commune out in Vermont.
Provo, USA?
This guy listens to only imagine dragons and neon trees
Technically bi (though my tastes lean gay), I was put in Glasgow for listening to a lot of Steps and CHVRCHES… Given that Glasgow was on the running to host the Gay Olympics this year I guess it could be a close equivalent?
Seeing “Gay Olympics” made me go “wut?”, so of course I clicked the link, and it immediately made sense.
Well let’s go find out if I’m gay.
Edit: Nope, not gay unfortunately.
This headline broke my brain. I know what Spotify is but not “Spotify Wrapped” so I kept reading it like my Spotify had wrapped something but “Place” next to it just would not compute.
Basically it’s a year in review of your Spotify listening
I was thinking that it wrapped place, but “you” did not compute.
I see the gay agenda is proceeding as planned
