• WaxedWookie@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Remember kids, if you see someone shoplifting or switching the barcodes at your big-box self-checkout: No you didn’t.

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      10 months ago

      Preach!

      I’m lucky enough to not need to take the risks involved in order to get by, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to fuck over someone that may be unluckier than me. Idgaf what it is, I’m fucking sergeant Schultz.

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        10 months ago

        The way I see it, you’re doing a public service…

        • You’re creating jobs in loss prevention.

        • You’re helping make the case for retaining more checkout workers.

        • You’re keeping those minimum-wage checkout supervisors safe by not putting them in a position to intervene with desperate people trying to feed themselves.

        • You’re helping the store avoid wage theft by having you play unpaid, untrained, unqualified security guard.

        • You’re helping the needy feed themselves.

        Give yourself a pat on the back, you local hero! 🫡

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      10 months ago

      My grandmother snitch on some poor bastard stealing crystal light at walmart. If someones stealing fucking crystal light from walmart theyre clearly in way worse than I am.

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        10 months ago

        I worked at a supermarket in a wealthy area for years - no one stole more than the wealthy old crones from the retirement village next around the corner.

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          10 months ago

          The funny thing is she ain’t wealthy, ffs we live in the same house. She’s just got a really stupid and weirdly conservative and at the same time progressive sense of morality.

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      10 months ago

      If I cared enough, I’d tell someone because I hate thieves, but I generally prefer to mind my own business. Same philosophy if I saw someone stealing from a small business.

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        10 months ago

        If you hate thieves, you should love shoplifters. The real thieves are at the top scheming more ways to fuck the poor.

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            10 months ago

            If you’re concerned about theft, this is objectively correct - Walmart steal more through wage theft than shoplifters steal from them.

            Similarly, in terms of harm done, stealing even a flatscreen TV has an imperceptible impact on the Walton family, while stealing wages from an employee that’s so underpaid, their wages need to be supplemented with publicly funded food stamps is crippling.

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          10 months ago

          “These companies don’t pay their employees enough, in my opinion, so I’m ok with people stealing from them.”

          Just say what you mean.