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minus-squarethe post of tom joad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agook :) Human: I eat bad fruit yeast n shit in the fruit: nooo what are you doing we’re already eating this! Human: taste bad! Yeast n shit: Ya bro that is like literally our shit n waste Human: ooh i feel funny n good! Yeast n shit: are you listening to me? Human: haha fun! grabs another rotten peach Yeast:…
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoHuman: this yeast shit is so good we should put yeast in our grape juice, potatoes, barbecue sauce and boil all the water out of it Government: oh no you don’t, not unless you pay us money to do that Human: but I’m not selling it Government: M O N E Y!
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Human: I eat bad fruit
yeast n shit in the fruit: nooo what are you doing we’re already eating this!
Human: taste bad!
Yeast n shit: Ya bro that is like literally our shit n waste
Human: ooh i feel funny n good!
Yeast n shit: are you listening to me?
Human: haha fun! grabs another rotten peach
Yeast:…
Human: this yeast shit is so good we should put yeast in our grape juice, potatoes, barbecue sauce and boil all the water out of it
Government: oh no you don’t, not unless you pay us money to do that
Human: but I’m not selling it
Government: M O N E Y!