Evolution from goose to stick to male.
Goose job
This is what is commonly known as a ‘wingy’, given by birds who are not able to do the pigeon.
The Island of Dr. Moreooohhhhhh
You must be this tall to ride.
Winged Man
Anthropologists discover evidence of ancient subspecies of humans with gigantic, goose-like penises.
“NO, MOM! IT’S NOT A PHASE! ONE DAY I’M GONNA MARRY BEAKY AND FLAPPY!”
Early British mating display. ‘Birds’ (left), hominid (right)
Surely you mean Greek? That there swan is a god. Clearly.
I was playing on the somewhat rude but colloquial slang for woman in British English. An equivalent would be ‘chicks’ in NA English.
Bigus Duckis
If you want the goose to look at it it’s $15 extra
First recorded case of a bird being a prude
Incorrect.
First depiction of the wingjob.
Encyclopedia image from the “wingjob” article
Last time I visit a wax museum while tripping on acid.
I’ll give you a handie if you hold this stick for me.