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minus-squareCrozekiel@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-26 months agoI always love the “explaining dnd stats with a tomato” bit: Strength is being able to throw a tomato really far. Dexterity is being able to catch the tomato thrown really far. Constitution is being fine after eating a bad tomato. Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing a tomato doesn’t go in fruit salad. Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad. Also, obligatory “salsa is tomato in a fruit salad”.
minus-squarekeyez@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoIsn’t a tomato the only fruit in salsa?
minus-squareEtherWhack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoCan’t forget about peppers
minus-squarekeyez@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoI hadn’t but wasn’t thinking of them as fruit, also has a lot of onions which also isn’t a fruit.
minus-square...m...@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months ago…no, salsa is mostly peppers…
minus-squaredjsoren19@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoYou know you can just put whatever you want in your salsa right, no cop is gonna stop you. I have a very nice mango salsa the other night, it was only one step removed from a fancy fruit salad.
minus-squareProtonEvoker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoAnd the obligatory response to the “tomato-based fruit salad” response: “found the bard!”
I always love the “explaining dnd stats with a tomato” bit:
Strength is being able to throw a tomato really far.
Dexterity is being able to catch the tomato thrown really far.
Constitution is being fine after eating a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing a tomato doesn’t go in fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Also, obligatory “salsa is tomato in a fruit salad”.
Isn’t a tomato the only fruit in salsa?
Can’t forget about peppers
I hadn’t but wasn’t thinking of them as fruit, also has a lot of onions which also isn’t a fruit.
…no, salsa is mostly peppers…
You know you can just put whatever you want in your salsa right, no cop is gonna stop you. I have a very nice mango salsa the other night, it was only one step removed from a fancy fruit salad.
And the obligatory response to the “tomato-based fruit salad” response: “found the bard!”