2 Minutes to Midnight
Aces High
Wasted Years
I’m gonna get a lot of shit for this, but I never really liked Iron Maiden and Slayer.
Iron Maiden and Slayer are vastly different
And The Trooper!
Out of curiosity, why don’t you like either of these bands?
I’ve always liked Iron Maiden. Good songs with great lyrics. Not a big fan of Slayer tho.
I dunno, Iron Maiden sounded cliche to me listening to later metal bands from the era. Pantera is what got me into the genre.
Were they cliché or did they create the cliché, very different things.
People listing Iron Maiden songs missing the entire point.
They just like maiden, and that’s fine.
Pfft.
Without even looking: Prowler, Remember Tomorrow, Phantom of the Opera, Running Free, Transylvania, Charlotte the Harlot, Iron Maiden wants you for dead!
Man, I love the first two albums. Paul couldn’t sing much but he screamed really well.
Forgive my ignorance but I don’t see why that’s an unreasonable request
In these situations the asker is typically skeptical that your a “real fan”, usually because of sexism.
It doesn’t really matter how you answer because they’re not asking for a genuine conversation, they want a dick measuring contest to prove they are superior. If you do fulfill their request chances are they’ll nitpick the songs you chose and still accuse you of being a “fake fan”.
Gatekeeping often comes with moving the goalpost so the only winning move is not to play.
A genuine asker would probably ask about your favorites rather than demand they answer trivia.
To name three songs or to get away from her?
Do you believe that everyone needs to prove their fandom at a moments notice with inane trivia about that thing?
She doesn’t owe him anything.
It’s basically accusing her of cultural appropriation, just for wearing a t-shirt she likes.
The question implies skepticism that she is an authentic fan. It’s a form of gatekeeping, based in misogyny and rigid social conformity.
Even if she doesn’t really know iron maiden’s music, so what? It’s perfectly reasonable to choose your shirts based on styles and colours you like. I wore a Popeye the sailor t-shirt yesterday, I would not be prepared to talk about my favorite episodes.
I disagree that gatekeeping is either of those things. I also don’t think it’s unreasonable to ask people not to publicly associate themselves with a thing if they know nothing at all about that thing.
The bar is on the floor here.
Gatekeeping isn’t inherently misogynistic or conformist, but the motivations in cases like this probably are.
I also don’t think it’s unreasonable to ask people not to publicly associate themselves with a thing if they know nothing at all about that thing.
Nobody owes anyone an explanation of how entitled they are to wear a band’s t-shirt.
I’ve listened to enough iron maiden to know that I like the band, but could only name one song off the top of my head. Do I have your permission to wear their t-shirt?
You’re channeling the same energy as someone that feels entitled to know about a stranger’s genitals if their bone structure seems misaligned with the gender they’re presenting.
It’s so easy to not be an asshole watch this:
Slayer fan:
Iron maiden! Nice! I saw them play at XXXX back in XXXX. It was a wicked show.
Iron maiden fan:
Oh wow, that sounds so fun! I’ve just learned about them, but I’d love to see them in concert someday. The metal community is so welcoming!
Or:
Oh wow. I don’t really listen to them, but they were my cousin’s favorite band, she died recently, so I wear this shirt when I’m missing her.
Or:
Oh wow, I was at that show too!
Or:
my uncle is the drummer and is always giving me these
Or:
Uh huh? I just like the colours of the shirt.
Life is so much better if you don’t make nasty assumptions.
For fuck’s sake, what’s nasty about the assumption that someone wearing a band’s merch likes the band?
What people choose to associate themselves with in public is exactly fuck all of your business. Don’t be like the meme guy, tend to your own garden.
Gatekeeping really is not either of these things, but people can wear whatever they like. I can’t say I get why someone would do it at all, but not my problem.
There’s a huge difference between using it as a conversation starter and asking about their favorite songs or whatever, since it’s reasonable to assume they know and like the band, and going “name 3 songs” because you assume they don’t listen to the band and also somehow care about that.
What if she was a man instead?
The same holds true? Can’t be that hard not to be an asshole.
In what reality is it important to check someone’s card. You can ask anybody wearing a shirt what their favorite song is or if they’ve seen them live. That’s actually acceptable, because you’re interested in their subjective experiences. Publically announcing to someone that you want to out-group them over a trivial matter is not.
I get it, I am a fan of a variety of bands from the 90s, I can sing every lyric but then I couldnt name the song, or bring them up if asked. I think its a memory some people have while other dont.
Here’s how the conversation could go without sounding like an ass:
Him: Cool shirt. Do you like Iron Maiden?
Her: No, I just like this shirt.
Him: That’s cool. They’re one of my favourite bands. If you wanna hangout sometime I’d love to introduce them to you?
Maybe not the last sentence but can you get the difference in tone?
It’s been a minute since I listened to them, so I would probably get it wrong.
If anyone needs me I’ll be over here listening to Van Canto
“Oh you’re a Van Canto fan? What are the lyrics to any of their instruments?”
spoiler
runa dunana rackata do
runana dunana dunana do do
rundun do wee dee
On a serious note, thanks for reminding me about Van Canto. Such great tunes!
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Ace of Bass
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The Black Album
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Oh Say Can You See (By the Dawn’s Early Light)
🤘🎸🥁😈
Only true metal fans will know these songs. DEEP cuts. Very legit.
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- Ghost of the navigator
- Passchendeale
- Powerslave
damn, not even the low hanging fruit
They are some of my favorite.
uhhhhh. money on the dash, chipi chipi chapa chapa and uh (Nendest) narkootikumidest me (küll) ei tea midagi
Never experienced something like that, especially with metal fans who - in my opinion - are some of the most welcoming bunch.
Perhaps it’s different in the US, but here in Germany that scenario seems unlikely.
In the UK I’ve found the extremes to be on both sides, although this largely aligns with the punk movement here from decades ago.
Some metal fans are the nicest people you could hope to meet. One guy I met in a bar a month or so ago got talking to me because I noticed his Hatebreed shirt, and we got to talking about music, our kids, and life in general. I remember talking about tummy time with him, and before I left he had called his wife to ask what his daughter really liked, and rushed to give me the link so that I could buy it.
Some are also utter bells. One guy I met years ago gave me shit for liking The Used’s set at Taste Of Chaos years ago, despite it basically being an emo festival that he also attended. He apparently only went for Killswitch Engage…so spent a fuck-ton to see one band while he seethed about the rest. I met another guy in a bar a year or so ago that was a huge dick to some women because one of them wore a Sleep Token shirt. He kept asking them to say what their favourite songs were, gave them shit because they were the newer songs, and then went on a rant about how they’re not even a metal band because they “basically do pop now”.
https://x.com/D00MBUNNIE/status/1376300572631048194
There’s this crowd
The German metal scene is way more left leaning than most other, that’s probably it.
It’s pretty apolitical. It’s about the music (and getting drunk).
I have been listening to metal basically half my life (15+ years) but can barely name artists or song names let alone remember lyrics. my memory truly sucks (also does not help that most are not in my native language).
let alone remember lyrics
The secret is we don’t actually understand what they are singing either.
Haha same. I’ve been listening to metal, hardcore, thrash and punk for like 25+ years, i listen to music pretty much all day if i can. I hardly know song titles, i even have trouble remembering band names. When i was younger i went to like 2 or 3 concerts a week, but i never fucking knew what the bands even looked like, nor did i really care.
Normalise responding with “Name 3 women who trust you that aren’t your mother” (I know she counts for 3)
Name a woman?
For a lot of these fucks, I’d accept family members if it were true. People take low bars as exercises in tripping.
Three Iron Maiden songs? That’s easy! Am I Evil, Smoke on the Water, and Ace of Spades. And I’m sure they have a self-titled song, too.
Band: Iron Maiden Album: Iron Maiden Song: Iron Maiden
unironically one of my favorite songs from them.
wont you step into my room
That’s actually a common format in metal
I like the song Children of Bodom by Children of Bodom from the album
Children of BodomHatebreeder.I like the song witchcraft, by the artist witchcraft, on their debut album witchcraft
Black Sabbath and Angel Witch also come to mind
Bring Your Cousin to the Coven
Ten Minutes til Midday
Fly With Your Shoes On
Apprehension of the Dusk
Hello, be thou Nate?
Afraid to Frag Randos
looks around and names random objects
Uh… Barbed wire, crushed tin can, gate to hell.
Where the FUCK are you?
New Jersey?
Sounds like Interstate 5 near LA. Pretty common round there.
Yup. There’s a couple entrances around here.
At the end of highway to hell
