The catch is they make you enjoy this at work with your colleagues
It’s a nice feeling to fill up your shopping cart with sweets, knowing no-one can stop you.
Hell yeah
Turns out of you do this with a basic block of cheddar and cheap shaved ham, everyone still thinks you’re being fancy and compliments you on the cheese choice.
The real key is to get 3 different cheeses that look different. They don’t have to be fancy cheeses. They just have to be obviously different cheeses.
Likewise, get some salami and another meat.
I don’t know 'bout y’all, but I get them woody fibers between my teeth.
The trick is to have wooden teeth.
Ah the George Washington strategy.
Ha! not if I’m vegan!
How do you know someone is a vegan?
They will tell you.
the one joke
How can you tell someone is a brainless gout ridden carnist? They retell the same tired old joke over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
So carnist is a thing now?
I would assume only for vegans who are committed to being elitist about it.
Not shitting on other’s people’s life choices is cool.
Even if they are being kind of a dick about it.
You seem pretty upset, you’re not yourself when you’re hangry. Need a sandwich?
Nice bread, some houmous and balsamic to dip it in (separately, of course), marinated olives and artichoke hearts, grilled courgette and tomatoes
Don’t forget the weird cheese made from rice which, while it tastes a little funny, reminds you of the hearth around which your forefathers sat.
How do you marinate an olive?
garlic, capers, olive oil, a squeeze of lemon, basil, oregano, some giardiniera, pepperocini and a couple pickled onions.
i recommend mostly “black” olives with a few green ones for the salt and a bit more color.
Green ones with garlic and lemon juice are top notch though
do you have a muffaletta recipe?
And some nice salted balls I mean balls I mean balls I mean nuts
You have a good sense of houmous.
I broke my arm in grade school and it has a kink in it now, everyone tells me it’s humerus
They should tell you it’s kinky.
That would be humorous.
I’ve never seen anyone spell hummus like that lol! Apparently that’s how they spell it in the UK?
I am in the UK so that would make sense. Going solely off of wikipedia’s page on the romanisation of Arabic, I’d hazard a guess that the UK spelling came via French
I never realised that it’s not from latin, but apparently the words hummus and humus have nothing to do with each other.
Enjoy your piece of wood!
Enjoy your bowel cancer and early death!
Adulthood isn’t always being a dick and cheese.
That wood was alive too you cruel bastard.
Enjoy your work and bills!
lovely board of wood.
Could I interest you in bruschetta, and hummus and veggies instead?
God damn do I love a good bruschetta
Not anymore it isn’t. I remember my parents getting a weeks worth of meats and cheese for €15 making the same wage as i do now.
I would now pay roughly 50€ for a similar selection, so no more meats and cheese because i also pay triple the rent they did for a house half the size.
No i’ll never stop complaining about it because my wage 10 years ago paid for a lovely house and allowed me to enjoy life by working out like the beast i enjoy being and now i’m left empty handed beside a load of skills that my employer deems worthless but a requirement nonetheless.
Make it make sense, because i’m certain we deserve more than what we currently get.
Amen.
The wages didn’t change, but the cost of everything sure did.
This timeline sucks.
I wonder what fantasy land the writer of this meme lives in. I honestly want to know, I’d like to go visit.
Bold of you to assume we can afford any of that.
Yay I love chartut… the uh sharcutery… the meat and cheese on a board
Tagliere salumi e formaggi
Charcuterie, but it doesn’t include the cheese actually, it’s the name of the type of meat preps
to be honest, I had to fight autocorrect to misspell charcuterie for the joke
Adult lunchables
Shark cutery
sharcutery
Is that where the meat part of the board is just haksel, fermented shark?
How do you feel about crew do tay?
Sharkcoochie board
Would.
Don’t forget the wine
Sometimes it’s Grain liquor and slim jims (happiest expression)
My favorite part is when I get one whole day to sit quietly and no one bothers me… It’s glorious
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