Torque doesn’t exist.
Cars move because of the exhaust gasses.
“What about trucks with an exhaust that points up?” I hear you ask, well why are they always bent over at the top to point backwards?
Tractors that have an exhaust on the top use it to keep the tractor on the ground, otherwise the forces of dragging things would cause the tractor to float off the ground. But the exhaust is pointed backwards slightly, other wise it wouldn’t move. The small backwards pointing force explains why tractors are so slow.
Electric cars are CGI, and part of the conspiracy to hide the fact that torque doesn’t exist.
My god, you’re onto something here. That must also be why we evolved with backward facing asses, to ease our walks when we fart. Ventilated seats in your car? They help channel your farts to add nitro boost to your car’s exhaust.
The exhaust doesn’t propel a car forward
Oh yeah dummy? Go plug up your exhaust and see if you drive anywhere.
Is that you, Foley?
Is that you, Krtek?
Haven’t you seen Batman?
I forgot you need “/s” after every joke. It is a reference to this greentext:
OK. I didn’t know that one.
Let’s agree on that the effect is of neglectable magnitude.
I’m going to start a meme crackpot theory.
Torque doesn’t exist.
Cars move because of the exhaust gasses.
“What about trucks with an exhaust that points up?” I hear you ask, well why are they always bent over at the top to point backwards?
Tractors that have an exhaust on the top use it to keep the tractor on the ground, otherwise the forces of dragging things would cause the tractor to float off the ground. But the exhaust is pointed backwards slightly, other wise it wouldn’t move. The small backwards pointing force explains why tractors are so slow.
Electric cars are CGI, and part of the conspiracy to hide the fact that torque doesn’t exist.
I think you’ve created the sovereign motors movement.
My god, you’re onto something here. That must also be why we evolved with backward facing asses, to ease our walks when we fart. Ventilated seats in your car? They help channel your farts to add nitro boost to your car’s exhaust.
Fucking hell, the air vents in the dashboard are all blowing backwards against the direction of travel, too. We been living a lie.
And the radiator at the front? Actually for extra speed.
That’s all a turbo is. It’s just a fan in the exhaust pipe adding more speed.
And superchargers need a big air scoop due to the amount of air it pushes out the back.
This is even better than birds aren’t real. Which is true also.
Ah so the cyber truck just never got an up close model made
Yeah for some reason they locked the model detail at some hilariously long draw distance so it only has like 15 polys