You forgot accountant
“What do you need it to be?”
We need to report negative earnings so we don’t have to pay taxes obviously
I appreciate the latex-style quotes around the mathematician’s 1
1 + 1 is not equal to a question mark.
What did 1 minus 1 equal before zero was invented? 🤔
Yeah, define “zero”.
The one invented on India at around the Middle Age is a different one. The one you are asking about is very old.
What’s great is the kid is correct even with the factorial
1+1=3 in cases of large 1’s
Math isn’t induction. Its deductive logic.
Programmer: “OK”
programmer: “11”
Onety one
No that’s “1” + “1”
It’s not 10?
Also, oh God, I got yours as I was typing.
confluence of base-2 jokes and javascript jokes…
could have been worse, I could have said `
Am I misunderstanding? ‘1’ + ‘1’, 49+49 = ‘b’
I can’t math.
Javascr*pt 🤮
concat: “11”
cat: ignores your inquiry
Looks Good To Me!
True
1 + 1 = 2 * 0.999…
Error, float detected when int expected
Quantum physicist: Whats the uncertainty?!
Appliance salesperson: oven + pan = hamburger
Engineer: 2, but 3 to be safe.
The budget is for 1.5, make it work.
Oh, hi Boeing Manager.
Was going to say: 2ish
Wouldn’t they just look up the answer in a table?
Nah not anymore, now you spend a day or so building some convoluted excel calculator once so that you never need to do the calcs again.
Then, 3 years later when you go to add or change something in that calculator, you have absolutely no idea how it works and decide the change wasn’t that important anyway.
Computer Scientist: 10
O(1)
You can’t put an expression on the left-hand-side of the assignment operator.
You need more expressive languages.
Terrence Howard : 2 !! Also 1x1=2 !!
How old this be inductive reasoning?
Surely the philosopher is the one looking for definitions…
