“Russian General Who Ran Ukraine War Fired Out Of A Cannon At Wagner Boss Plane, Killing 10 Aboard”
Fixed it for you news service.
If I were him, I would stay away from windows.
With the latest changes, everyone should stay away from Windows. Linux is mature enough for most workloads.
Ah the old lemmy switcharoo
Hold my OS I’m going in
Hello future people!
With all the news in the past 24 hours, I take it Pootin isn’t too thrilled with the performance of his armed forces lately.
The murders will continue until morale improves!
One Russian report quoted a defence ministry source as saying he had been dismissed because of a transfer to a new job and he was now on a short vacation.
A short vacation from his balcony to the ground floor
They use planes now
Planes taxi-ing right to your balcony for holiday pickup?
Man Russia is so progressive.
Why does that look like the The Office meme with Michael and Ed Truck?
New template?
Assuming he is still alive, he should probably try to hide at point Nemo or so. With a changed face. Underwater. Alone. With no network or internet access.
Another accident incoming.
Well better that being fired at… Or falling from a window… Or from a plane… Or eating something unstable… Or… You know what… Let’s see. How this goes.
“… out of a window.”