• Something_Complex@lemmy.world
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      Now now, less discrimination. Other weapons deserve the podium too. With the amount of times they taste pregnant women,nor best unarmed men with their batona.

      Guns don’t deserve all the credit, I didn’t even mention pepper spray or just plain old hands and knees.

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    Have you violently assaulted and/or mentally abused your domestic partner? Do you feel the need to over compensate for your limited intelligence and tiny dick? How about be willing to stand around and do nothing in your punisher skull underwear while children are being shot?

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    This thread makes me think that normal people should be cops too. People who don’t want to be cops should be cops. Like a true public service. Do it because you aren’t the typical type of person to be one.

    Thoughts?

  • 🦄🦄🦄@feddit.de
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    Please make sure to assault someone, shoot a dog and then get a nice paid vacation, funded by tax dollars :)

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    Make sure you block roads and get in the way also for zero reason while obstructing the efforts of ambulance drivers

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    In OP’s defense, I think most cops don’t go and attack minorities daily, it’s probably more of a once a week thing. Most days they will just sit around, do nothing and eat donuts.

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    What? That is like saying driving a car will make you feel like a cop. I get it, its a stereotype, a common joke, but as a shower thought?

    The comments are just toxic in this thread too.