Yet if I shoot into the egnogg at the Christmas party, I’m a monster
single tear rolls down cheek I’m sorry, but i must do it…
smegnog
Question: what is smegma?
a foul substance of dubious origin
smegma ballz hehe
Baby mice
ask your mother
Chunky soured milk, not yet cheese, but more cultured than regular eggcum, I mean cumnog.
God damnit. That’s beautiful
They keep plapping but still not preg nogg :3
Adding this to my drunken vocab
“Waiter! Shots of cum for everyone!!”
(Or did you mean the pregnog part?)" waiter shots of preg nogg for all!"
Can u get pregante…?
Not with that alcohol level in my nog.
gregrant?
PEGANT?!!?!??!??1!?1one?!
Can you burn a Luigi board?
Great, bow I have to find a way to work this into conversation.
“Siri, make an all-day appointment on December 23…”
“I hope this email finds you productively choking on smegnog.”
Too formal.
