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minus-squareJakenVeina@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months ago Let’s assume the chicken has to reach a temperature of 205C (400F) for us to consider it cooked. Remind me never to let this guy cook for me.
minus-squarefrigidaphelion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months ago😭 chicken dry as a bone. I think they were conflating the oven temp with the desired internal temp (165 F is the safe minumum for poultry for the curious, so 400 F would be well done to say the least)
minus-squaregeneral_kitten@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoDry as a bone would be an understatement, it would be charcoal in a puddle of fat at that temp
minus-squareFlocklesscrow@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months ago“It’s a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs.”
minus-squareloaExMachina@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoTbf, he doesn’t account for the loss of heat at all, so it’s good that he’s taking a big margin.
minus-squarebss03@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoI think the phase change costs of the water content will also be a significant factor that isn’t included.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoOh, in that case it only needs 9,213 slaps (delivered near-simultaneously) or a single slap at 1,490 mph.
minus-squareRyan@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-22 months ago“Consecutive normal punches”
minus-squareGreatRam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoAlso why is it starting off frozen
minus-squareSpeakerToLampposts@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoJulia Child did some 400° cooking, for a science-oriented TV series called “The Ring of Truth”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ3mjb9BSaU&t=850s Later in the episode, she got to cook a diamond to amorphous carbon. “I’ll remember that recipe – one carat diamond, two and a half hours, three thousand degrees”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ3mjb9BSaU&t=1458s
minus-squareRyan@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoHis roasts be literally disgusting. He’s off by 2x. Does that mean I only have to slap the chicken at about 2k mph to cook it like a normal person.
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoYou can’t cook chicken with math, it’s out of this guys wheelhouse
Remind me never to let this guy cook for me.
😭 chicken dry as a bone. I think they were conflating the oven temp with the desired internal temp (165 F is the safe minumum for poultry for the curious, so 400 F would be well done to say the least)
Dry as a bone would be an understatement, it would be charcoal in a puddle of fat at that temp
“It’s a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs.”
Tbf, he doesn’t account for the loss of heat at all, so it’s good that he’s taking a big margin.
Good point
I think the phase change costs of the water content will also be a significant factor that isn’t included.
Oh, in that case it only needs 9,213 slaps (delivered near-simultaneously) or a single slap at 1,490 mph.
“Consecutive normal punches”
Also why is it starting off frozen
Julia Child did some 400° cooking, for a science-oriented TV series called “The Ring of Truth”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ3mjb9BSaU&t=850s
Later in the episode, she got to cook a diamond to amorphous carbon. “I’ll remember that recipe – one carat diamond, two and a half hours, three thousand degrees”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ3mjb9BSaU&t=1458s
His roasts be literally disgusting. He’s off by 2x. Does that mean I only have to slap the chicken at about 2k mph to cook it like a normal person.
You can’t cook chicken with math, it’s out of this guys wheelhouse