Thank you, comrade, t’was hilarious.
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He weaponized the global south into disliking their anglo masters. Now Africa is asking France to GTFO. That’s new, it’s not what they always wanted. /S
Destroyer of All That Is Good Vladimir (scary name!) Poutine Plans For Future Weaponization:
spoiler
-My Grandma (she watched a tennis match where a RUSSIAN won)
-Cold Spaghetti (brings down the internal body temperature of Americans so they are less protected against his Level 8 Frost Lazer)
-Powerthesaurus.com (makes young American writers insufferable sounding)
-Baby Grand Pianos [oak only] (used to drop comically on beloved American heroes)
-Cocomelon (turning Gen Alpha into goblinoids)
-Your Grandma (she flirted with me on his behest and it made me mildly uncomfortable)
-Talcum Powder (causes mesothelioma and bankrupts patriotic American companies fighting lawsuits)
-Azov Battalion (created the PERFECT excuse for him to rapidly spike military spending)
-9/11 (funny memes that ensued exposed the lack of patriotism in American youth and widened the boomer v zoomer divide)
-The Black Death (arrived in Europe via Poutine Time Machine)
-Bill Maher (unfunniness reduced American lifespans by an average of 6 years)
-Fortnite (reducing American productivity that could be spent making Abrams tanks)
-Abrams tanks (overfunding Abrams tanks causes domestic economic problems in America in an effort to destabilize and cause civil unrest)
-Taco Bell (reduced quality of food over the last decade has been a severe hit to the morale of young Americans everywhere)
-Liberal anti-Russian media (purposefully poor coverage of the Ukraine conflict has embittered Americans to their military industrial complex)
-Ontomontopia (using instead of academic personalizations of words reduces general American IQ and leads Americans down the Old Macdonald Had a Farm --> Cocomelon --> 9/11 radicalization funnel)
he gaveth the mexican pizza, and he taketh away
I didn’t exactly have high expectations when I arrogantly mushed my smartphone to query Google Image Search on “putin destroying taco bell” but yet again my hubris has been rewarded and my bad behavior enabled by our Silicon Valley comrades
Of all of them, the “America’s racism” one is something that even the most propagandized westerner would have a hard time reading without a fit of laughter, at least I hope so.
Ironically enough there was loads of legit Soviet agitprop about America’s racism. It’s also likely one of the reasons why the American ruling class let civil rights happen.
Putin weaponized weaponization.
Putin weaponized the weaponization of weaponization.
Woah man…that’s deep…
Yeah, and he also weaponized the weaponization of weaponization of weaponization. (Continue or don’t continue as you see fit).
