I really hope they fully cooked that takoyaki I ate…
Stop, please. I can only get so erect.
a small one could probably go up that too
I have a stomach ache and this is not helping
It’s just fully autonomous pipe cleaning.
Don’t give people ideas.
Can it go the other way?
Yes, you can enter an octopus’ mouth, wriggle around through its digestive tract, and exit their anus. And when you’re done, you can eat the octopus shreds from it popping like a you-filled balloon.
Thanks to you my search history now contains octopus anus.
Vs the usual octopus in anus or octopus anus insertion?
I’m pretty sure 90% of search histories have an octopus in anus variant in them.
90% of my search history is animal anuses.
While I’m totally joking, I for realsies create calendars filled with pictures of animal’s butts that I take at the zoo
What show is it?
That’s one of my favorite episodes. I felt so understood. I started taking pictures of animals’ butts when I mistimed a pic of a hippo swimming by. I was so amused that it was unlike any other photo you’d normally see of a hippo, but you knew it was a hippo. So I expanded to other animals.
After one trip, I mentioned to my family that I got photos of over 14 animals’ butts and my sister said “great, you can make a calendar now.” And so it all began.
Username checks out.
Sounds like the digestive system works
That beak is going to hurt like a mother, though.
Beaked for your pleasure
No one said it wouldn’t be painful lol
TIL what that Coldplay song is about.
The Willie Nelson cover is much better, imo
Prove it
Not again.
It’s called octopussying and you NORMOS and vegans STAY AWAY from OUR KINKCOMMUNITY (/s)
vore
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Stop it, you’ll make me cum
“This is my hole!”
Could it survive the stomach acid?
Nope, that’s the point. That’s how we trick them into get eaten.
So’s coffee what’s your point?
Alive?
I like my coffee FrEsH.
