Okay but seriously why does Alice immediately bring up a hypothetical person getting bitten when I’m in the room bleeding from my actual dog bite? Alice doesn’t give a shit about me.

Peter Schmeichel must be stopped

Ok but human bites are actually very dangerous and at risk for infection. He should be very glad he did not get bit by a human child

i was trying really hard to imagine why she was thinking of him being bitten by a small child … before catching on 🤣 Quite funny laughing at my own stupidity … and then reading his perfect reply 😋

If a great Dane is a dog, how imagine what a regular Dane must be like.

Her: My god- Are there bite marks on your walk?

Does she think he was bitten by a phenomenal person from Denmark? And that a small child would have a more ferocious bite than that?

Is this the modern “dumb blonde” joke, re-imagined?

Sure looks like it.