They are always broken. A lot!
Have you seen how they handle transported things!?
Also explains how they made them half the size they used to be so easily.
According to someone who worked in marketing for pringles in taiwan, pringles consumers are more likely to be “type a” sorts - controlling, finicky, prefer heavily structured environments, highly value neatness, etc.
Makes sense, because the flavor/satisfaction to dollar ratio isn’t great. But it’s the only chip you can get in a neat stack and easily individually count out.
Woolies homebrand sells the same thing as pringles but bigger and for cheaper. Do they not have knockoff pringles where you live?
Meanwhile, there’s also Lay’s Stax
We don’t talk about those
I mean, marketing is basically business astrology, so…
Wouldn’t it be bizarre and ironic if the universe is shaped exactly like a Pringle?
Why how many universes do you have in your cylinder?
Multiverse is cylindrical
Our universe is but one Pringle in a can.
Mostly air then… Figures
Well the universe is 3+1 dimensional, and a Pringle is 2 dimensional, so yeah that would be bizarre.
I’ve never seen a Pringle without width suspended in time.
What if there’s a pan dimensional being with their hands stuck in the cosmical cylinder trying to grab our universe?
Unfortunately reality doesn’t always work out the way maths intended it to. Almost all the ones I’ve gotten had many of them broken. Makes for slick marketing though.
Good ol compound curves
