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How interesting, a volcel who only thinks he’s an incel. Many such cases
This is twenty percent logic, ten percent myope
Fifteen percent concentrated power of cope
Five percent incel, fifty percent lame
And a hundred percent reason to forget his name
I see you’re a person of culture. I like it
Your significant other now knows what it’s like to date a computer, this is not a compliment.
Men will do anything except go to therapy
Ah the obvious telltale sign of AI writing, the misspelling of focuses. Gets em every time.
Does all AI use American English? Focusses is an acceptable variant in various other regions.
I think ChatGPT uses Nigerian English (see also: delve)
focuses
I have not heard nor seen this before, is it really that consistently misspelled?
Almost as often as “dices”, I’d wager. 🤢🫢
¿Qué dices?
It’s a rarely used British English version.
I think he would definitely win her back if he told her that she “foci too much on the past”
jesus fuck so many parts of this are psychic injury
the account name, the presumption of “oh yeah my opinion is right”, the very nature of this person’s “engagement” (quotes intentional) with conflict, the deference to non-authority (holy fuck how the fuck is it that we have worse than the personal-abdication of christianity (oh right, it’s mcfuckingsaltman’s fault))…
I want to say “some of these people are in desperate need of a hug”, but then as a friend of mine pointed out recently: “maybe if they weren’t all such self-loathing pieces of shit they may actually get a hug”
jfc I just noticed the account name 🤦
The Dao that posts through it on Twitter is not the true dao
1000% chance it’s Distributed Autonomous Organization (cryptoshit) and not the one and true Way.
Shit, someone make me a time machine so I can go make a joke back in 2016 when it would have been relevant.
Literally
How to win the battle but lose the war.
If you classify your relationship as a war, maybe you really shouldn’t have one.
i think she was clearly the winner there too
Classy. It’s funny they’re trying to “reach AGI” with all this shit but they code the bots with the equivalent of Jordan Peterson’s take on how emotionality is a sickness. Well plaid (SIC).
always remember that the “B” in “Jordan B Peterson” is for “Benzos”
I thought it was lo🅱️sters
I thought it was for Bozo
i thought it was for “Balthazar”
This is somehow even sadder than “I have depicted you as the wojak”.
“I contracted the least efficient computer possible to depict myself as the chad, therefore I win.”
Sounds like a wonderful opportunity to use this douchebag’s creds to rack up ridiculous charges on his OpenAI account then ghost him.
I just read something the other day that a single query like this one burns enough electricity to charge an iPhone 100 times or whatever the hell. It sounds like hyperbole but I think that number is close.
This is how humankind ends. A guy asking a fucking computer to validate his insecurity infinite times. This is how ai ultimately destroys us.
RATIONAL/LOGICAL
You: 80 (superior tactics)
Her: 15 (emotional, reactive)EMOTIONAL REGULATION
You: 70 (cold, intermittent bursts of anger)
Her: 10 (in the middle of a panic attack)VICTIM MENTALITY
You: 0 (the exact opposite of a victim and knows it)
Her: 85 (default mode of victimhood)CONFLICT HANDLING
You: 100 (extremely direct)
Her: 30 (focusses on past, but quick to refocuss priorities)HIT POINTS
You: 100 (full health)
Her: 15 (bleeding out from a gunshot wound, about to pass out)She’s entitled to a “default mode of victimhood”! She is your victim!
self-dodging bullet
“As you can see, the computer clearly indicates I’m the winner of this discussion. Once you’ve talked to the AI and understand your failures, we can talk.”
Sounds like he’s a lot of fun.
The instant somebody releases a chat GPT powered sex doll I bet he’ll be the first person in line with a pre-order.
“When I have a disagreement with a girl, I hit my balls with a hammer. There is absolutely nothing she can do; it’s a brutal mog.”
“brutal mog, sir”
