Relax in peace. He’s fine.
Edit: I apologize for nothing but as someone going through a shit time lately, the hilarious salt has been making me cackle for hours. Thank you all <3
Did he fart?
I hope you touch wet food from the sink
I just saw my future.
One day (hopefully decades from now) I’ll be browsing whatever the internet has become and I’ll see this image with that bottom line crossed out. And that’s how I’ll learn he died.
Or you die first
RIP Bob
(he’s just taking a nap)
I hope you get something sticky on your hands and have no opportunity to wash them.
🙃😕😟😭😒 ← my emotions illustrated through emojis.
May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.
Almost had a gd heart attack!
May you consistently find yourself stuck behind slow walkers that always seem to weave in the direction you’re trying to overtake them from
May you be constantly thirsty, but well hydrated all day.
IDS (Imminent Death Syndrome) puts us all in an awkward position.
He could go at any moment… he’s got entitilitus!
nobody knows what entitilitus is, or what entitilitus does, but entitilitus kills
OP can go fuck himself.
I hope you go to the toilet and stay there, for the rest of your life, with a stuck clinger that you can never shake off, no matter how hard you try.
If this is OC then OP is amazing. It’s a goddamn salt mine in here. ❤️
Not OC but I can’t say I haven’t been smiling like a fucking fool
It’s weird how can upvote both this and the “fuck OP” comments
Hey I’m OP and I’m upvoting them too
No way he’s 62
