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jail is not fun. no computer.
Sneak one in in your butt
By 2028 this may be possible idk.
Depends on the country
Which country has both abusive crony-capitalist billionaire CEOs and fun jail?
3 squares a day and lots of admiration vs unlimited access to distraction-ary cat pics
I did electrical work at a state prison in Nebraska a couple times. Most of the inmates had tablets with semi restricted internet access. So they still get the cat pics
Some prisons let you have a kitty
Lol, like anyone here is going to do anything other than protect their own comforts
There’s only so many CEOs and billionaires
They’re outnumbered :)
And they’re stuck in here with us
https://theintercept.com/2024/10/04/hurricane-helene-north-carolina-mountain-view-prison/
Path to the right is not mutually exclusive from the left.
When you take away people’s reason to live, their time, their hobbies, their ability to raise a family, their loved ones, you make those people very desperate…
…you might not end up glad that you did.
“The most dangerous man is the man with nothing to lose”
very apt quote.
Who’s to say you can’t get conscripted out of prison to die in the climate wars?
Russia already is doing this!
They’re so ahead of the times!
Surrender and/or nade the commissar tent?
This is the way
Until God Emperor Trump begins to run out of warm bodies and pulls a page out of Tsar Putins book and starts emptying the prisons into meat wave batallions
No, don’t throw the younger generations under the bus to clean up our messes.
If nothing else we are ride or die with them.
Just get a vasectomy so your children won’t be wage slaves. EZ
Unfortunately you won’t die with us, you’ll die much sooner, not choking on a lack of oxygen or dying of dehydration.
We need more elders like those in Japan who volunteered to clean up nuclear waste because they wouldn’t have to live with the long-term side effects of being exposed to radiation.
As elders, y’all wouldn’t have to live as long in jail ¯\(ツ)/¯
I mean. Heck, if you have a terminal illness I don’t see the downsides really.
I say we embrace the French culture and take up guillotines.
Who would win?
2700 soft nerds with at least one billion small pieces of paper each
VS
300 million chimps with access to the internet and Mountain Dew™
What I didn’t see coming was mountain dew becoming the drink of the ppl
You gotta Do the Dew before you do the deed.
I’m all jacked up on mountain dew
on the plus side, i now know that if a climate disaster doesn’t do me in, the french revolution 2 electric boogaloo will
Pretty sure American Gen Z’ers chose to die in climate wars.
Or be like me and try to do such a deed then realize your bad aim in video games carry over IRL, then you get shot dead by their security and go to some purgatory with this moment replayed forever, reminding you how much of a failure you were.
The only reason I don’t want to try is because if I miss, its gonna be so embarassing, I don’t even wanna thinkg about it.
This would be me if I took the three squares with free housing and healthcare route.
I bet that’s why poisoning was so big before guns. Like who has the time to learn archery.
