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    20 days ago

    I stubbed my toe on the bed frame this morning. Hurt like hell. Pain is woke. So is the bed frame. God damned woke everywhere. And don’t get me started on my tax return. Fucking woke shit.

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    19 days ago

    A few things that would make that picture better: An anime body pillow under one of his arms, a “tactical” fedora that also has the US flag, the fingers of his gloves covered in cheesy snack crumbs, several different mall ninja knives, and he obviously needs to be fat.

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      19 days ago
      1. Always treat every keyboard as if it’s set on all caps (you never know when your Dorrito-covered fingers might slip)
      2. Never point your rage at something you don’t intend to destroy (eg. woke Disney movies)
      3. Keep your fingers off Enter until you are ready to submit (spellcheck optional)
      4. Know your target and what’s behind it (eg. Soros network)
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    19 days ago

    God forbid a little girl who isn’t pure white ever feel represented by the media she consumes.

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        19 days ago

        Disney is that big because of their legacy. They can afford to release low quality garbage (Wish, The Lion King remake, etc) and not suffer from it at all because enough people will buy into it just because its Disney. Their reputation is so unshakable that would take back to back failures and controversies before it would even start to crack.

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        19 days ago

        So I guess you didn’t get the memo with Star Wars ?

        You seriously think that people will fall for your vile Gaslighting ? Nope

        • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          18 days ago

          So I guess you didn’t get the memo with Star Wars ?

          star wars is just fucking boring? It’s never been particularly good. Though i hear mandalorian was actually good, so contrary to whatever schizo point you’re making here.

          You seriously think that people will fall for your vile Gaslighting ? Nope

          damn bro, i just don’t know what’s going on lately over at disney. I’m just trying to figure out why we think disney is the anti-christ.

          Haven’t even watched a disney movie since like, zootopia.

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            18 days ago

            You don’t know what’s going on & yet make such confident remarks ? Are you sure YOU’RE not the Schizo ? I’m worried

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              17 days ago

              You don’t know what’s going on & yet make such confident remarks

              yeah, that’s why i asked why we hated disney lmao, is my comment really that hard to comprehend?

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        19 days ago

        Were u paying attention - they killed Star wars. 90% of products that they came out with in star wars universe was crap

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        19 days ago

        After some point the thing that keeps the largest media conglomerates going is acquisition, bullying, buying legislation, and the subsequent legalized fraud.

        Creatives behind the works are kind of slaves with no freedom to express themselves. They just produce art and fill Disney’s catalog which may or may never be used for the next film.

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    19 days ago

    Either side is dumb. Rightzies being sensitive about it and libs thinking they’re intellectually superior by caring and engaging.

  • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    19 days ago

    the irony, in the amount of pro 2a supporters out there, being afraid of liberals owning guns is the funniest shit to me.

    I am more of a man than any of these people, and a stronger supporter of the second amendment, than they are, and i dont even like the second amendment lmao.

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      19 days ago

      It might be just observation bias because as a rule I don’t make friends with assholes, but I have never seen a liberal gun owner mishandle their firearm. They seem to understand it’s a weapon and not an extension of their penis.

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        18 days ago

        i have only ever seen people on the political right, incapable of understanding these sorts of concepts fully, and being either, a nuisance, or irresponsible with it.

        There are definitely responsible gun owners on the right, ironically, they’re the ones that don’t talk about it on the internet, it’s primarily the ones that DO talk about it on the internet that are irresponsible, so it’s definitely some variant of observation bias, since most of these people probably aren’t being picked up by our means of detection here.

        TL;DR probably don’t yap about gun ownership on the internet, it’s probably not a great look for you.

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      19 days ago

      I was terrified when they shipped out children toys with a link to a porn site printed on them. Ok, maybe I wasn’t so much terrified as I was amused.

      • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        18 days ago

        So when Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Sorcerer’s Stone came out, one of the tie-in toys was a vibrating Nimbus 2000, and I thought that was a totally bold move (knowing something about child development)

        On one hand our moral guardians also thought it was a bold move, in fact too obvious and too spicy. All the unsold Vibrating N2Ks got recalled, and the ones left suddenly became super pricey on the secondary market.

        Years later when I shared this story with my girlfriend, she had raised three daughters and noted versions of the bumble ball vibrates and is meant specifically for experimentation. We just don’t want to market vibrating toys to tweens in the form of a broom you put between your legs. That’s a bit too on the mark.