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What belongs on pizza vs not is an intimate decision between your tastebuds and your brain; place your order according to their findings.
To my knowledge, my personal tastebuds are not capable of communicating with your brain, nor vice versa, so in the event that I’m ordering a pizza on your behalf, then yeah I’ll need to know your preference. Otherwise, if your brain gives you nom-dopamine when you eat a sauerkraut, cookie dough, and pre-workout powder pizza, then you do you.
To my knowledge, my personal tastebuds are not capable of communicating with your brain, nor vice versa
I guess the only way to truly find out is to see how deep we can stick our tongues into each other’s ears, right?
Am I the only one?
I wanted to post the “everyone disliked that” meme but I’m clearly in the minority. Perhaps even more so as I love both black and green olives on my pizza 😋
To each their own! If anyone else likes olives I’ll be over here enjoying my abomination alone.
Olive mushroom pizza is my go to pizza.
that’s when I go get tested for covid
Absolutely has its place and the hate is unreasonable, but its not a classic pizza, its more like its own thing and that is fine.
Technically most pizzas aren’t classic at all. Even New York pizza is hated on by Italians, though frankly i think it’s better than Italian pizza
wait until you guys hear about feta cheese on pizza. at this point i will add the feta to the pizza myself if i have to.
Oh my god feta is amazing, why have I never thought about adding it to pizza
pineapple + jalapeno = best veggie pizza ever
I like Pineapple jalapeno and pepperoni, but the magic is the pineapple and jalapeno. It almost creates a whole new flavor and it’s awesome.
I do not like pizza (it’s half a cheese toastie), but if I had to have a slice, Hawaiian is the sole option.
I wonder if people who hate it are hating it after actually trying it, or they are just instinctually repulsed by the idea itself.
Good Hawaiian Pizza is great and mediocre Hawaiian Pizza is terrible. It needs to be piled high with sweet pineapple and salty ham or some other pork. It’s really easy to get mediocre Hawaiian Pizza.
I grew up with pineapple, canadian bacon, and black olives. So good but hard agree. So easy to mess up if the ingredients are sub par.
I do not like it. I don’t like pineapple that is warm in any context.
I also don’t give a fuck, I just pretend it’s a mortal sin in the internet because acting extremely passionate about something so stupid and banal makes me giggle
I’ll eat it whole if I’m somewhere I won’t pick the pineapple off and flick it in the garbage, and there’s no other type of pizza. I wouldn’t think of ordering it on purpose.
Some probably hate it because it’s a meme to hate it
The important thing is that the pineapple is small chunk sized so that it cools down with the rest of the toppings when it comes out of the oven. I had it once where the pineapple was larger than an olive and because they have so much liquid to retain heat they were still too hot to eat when the rest of the pizza had cooled off.
I’ll say it again: tuna, onions and pineapple pizza rocks.
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Where can I find a pineapple pizza rock?
Just overcook pizza rolls.
You monster.
Juiced and used in a pina colada is the only acceptable use for pineapple.
Try a jungle bird next time. Far superior.
https://punchdrink.com/recipes/giuseppe-gonzalezs-jungle-bird/
Piña Colada is good, but try frying the rings in a 2:1 mix of brown sugar to butter until tender, then boil down the sauce into a caramel of sorts.
That sounds like the top of a pineapple upside down cake, which is the dish that taught me I don’t like pineapple.
Oh, you shoulda just said you hate pineapple instead of beating around the bush in your first content.
This guys makin a Ham Glaze.
The Swedes put sliced banana and curry powder on their pizza. Sounds foul, but it’s legit delicious.
I love bananas, and I love trying new foods. Would love to try it.
I wouldn’t go batshit over pineapple on pizza, but I think it’s the chewy bread + wet and easy to chew pineapple
It’s the sweet and tart, just like some olives.