(Idea taken from a similar post I saw in Reddit a longer time ago)
I would probably get a knife in my ribs before I notice anything and be left to lie in the street 😅
I’d land in a minefield, with only numbers to help me out.
Minesweeper, eh? Tried it a few times but didn’t stick on me 😅
I am god of the beavers.
Isn’t it that building/strategy game where beavers have evolved and build cities? Saw it in Steam.
Yep, Timberborn.
You like it? I’ve been tempted to pick it up.
Yes, I would.
I’d be hanging out in my nice Minecraft city my friends and I are building. Honestly wouldn’t be too bad
…until the evening comes. I hope you do have…precautions for that?
We have inner and outer walls encircling the city and raised rail lines passing between major points of interest. I’d be prepared!
And the whole area inside is filled with torches?
Do I get to keep my castle? Because if I do, I’m pretty set.
Odds are that I get run over by a train shortly after. Also the factory must grow.
Hahaa!
Good that you beat the Great Filter of oil production (I think trains might be around or after researching that?)! Many of us find introducing oil…demoralizing playing motivation (did for me unfortunately!) 😅
Valheim, so probably killed by a falling tree.
100% death by tree. Specifically one that I wasn’t chopping in the first place.
Path of Achra - the game speaks for itself.
deleted by creator
I like how the loans don’t have interest, but the savings bank does. I’d be down with that system.
BG3, so I’m either getting body snatched, horribly murdered, or laid.
You’ll end up
Down
Down
Down
By the river~If you’re lucky, it’s going to be all 3 and your murder will happen AFTER you get laid!
CRITICAL FAILURE
Omg.
Kinda hate how they explained them in the movie though.
I’m playing golf?
How unlikely! How fortunate I took so long to play Golf Story!
It’s cool to be able to chill in a game as well! So many other answers involve either dying or killing 😂
Aw man, I love Golf Story. Such a fun little game, and way more accessible than a lot of other golf games.
If my regular Apex Legends experience applies, I’ve got about 30 seconds to live and no hope of my teammates reviving me.
I spend three years locked in a tiny capsule and then die because the engineers forgot to add parachutes.
For me, the issue is not parachutes. It’s always forgetting to add antennae for communication
Lucky me, I live in Stardew Valley now. And I’m never going back.
deleted by creator
It’s animal crossing. I eat some fruit and then forget and hit a rock and break it.
Animal crossing certainly isn’t the worst one to be stuck in but the limited nature of it quickly becomes apparent since you can’t really ever leave the island (you can visit other islands, but you can’t move there and you also can’t visit the mainland).
Nah mate, the goal of life is to laze away on an island with your friends eating fruit and building shit together. Why would I ever want to leave?
deleted by creator
WH40K: Darktide. In the grim dark future of the 41st millennium I am so F-ed in the A.
We have a grim, and painful life to look forward to. At least it will be brief so there’s that.
So you rather die grinding in the factories, in prison, as emperor-corpse food or horribly in battle? Tough choice.
deleted by creator
Factorio. The factory must grow.