“Ensign Tucker, fire phasers!”
“Caaaaaptan, I got no fire… I got no fire captain”
No, no … you have it … you got it … you have the fire
This is the promise of generative AI that I’m looking for.
I swear to god before I die I’m going to see an AI generated, indistinguishable from the genuine article, special holiday episode where data gets sent back in time and has to teach Biggie and 2Pac the true meaning of Christmas.
EXT. BROOKLYN STREET - DAY
Data, Biggie Smalls, and 2Pac are standing in front of a Christmas tree. They are all wearing Santa hats.
DATA Merry Christmas, my friends.
BIGGIE Merry Christmas.
2PAC Merry Christmas.
The three of them hug.
DATA I am glad that I could be here to celebrate Christmas with you both.
BIGGIE Thanks, Data. We couldn’t have done it without you.
2PAC Yeah, man. Thanks for teaching us the true meaning of Christmas.
DATA Mister Biggie, and Mister 2Pac, Brooklyn may never know how you saved them from calamity last night. But rest assured, I know
- Biggie and 2Pac look at eachother, confused -
BIGGIE Yo, what you talkin’ about computer man?
DATA I know that you and Mister 2Pac were able to help disarm that woman’s explosive device last night after the party
- Biggie and 2Pac still visibly confused -
DATA, SENSING THIER CONFUSION: I believe you described the emergency situation as a “bomb-ass pussy”
Biggie and 2Pac start laughing hysterically and high five
2PAC Yeah we did!
BIGGIE AND 2PAC CONTINUE LAUGHING
CAMERA PANS UP TO THE BROAD SKYLINE AS A NEW DAY DAWNS
MUSIC AND FADE OUT
I thought he would like the Borg. Have you seen the inside of their ships? Super green.
Ruby Rhod is the Borg queen we deserved.
Chris Tucker was amazing!
Imagine a meeting between him in casual clothes and Q
Humanity would be doomed.
Bzzzz!
OMG!! This is amazing. We need this!
There has to some wizard out there that can make this with machine learning to do the video and voice.
This was the first thing to truly make me laugh boisterously today.
Lol same … imagining Picard following up stoicly and subtly sarcastic like … “Ensign Tucker… thank you” added to the humor in my head
Ensign Rhod definitely has a recording of Troi’s singing voice.
Super green!
It’s party time, go to green alert!
I showed my partner, my roommate, their partner all in person. Then I DMed at a bunch of friends. thanks for a wonderful laugh this morning!
JORDY!!! I’M TAKING THE STAIRS!
