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Cake day: December 11th, 2023

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  • Wait…I want to be “Secretario de Pornabilidad Social” or “Secretary or Social Probability”

    I imagine my self going through all the SSN… Sexual Super Numbers to manage access and report usage.

    1335346755 watched 6 hours per day of mostly vanilla doggy.

    2356544677 more doggie

    More doggie… doggie again. But every now and then… 1257678965534 watched 72 consecutive hours of BDSM where the sub faces downward into a hole in the floor where a camera…then the last does the same and the video cuts to another similar one. We must report this immediately to the right authority!
















  • From the government:

    https://www.archives.gov/electoral-college/electors

    If the electors vote for President, why should I vote in the general election?

    During the general election your vote helps determine your State’s electors. When you vote for a Presidential candidate, you aren’t actually voting for President. You are telling your State which candidate you want your State to vote for at the meeting of electors. The States use these general election results (also known as the popular vote) to appoint their electors. The winning candidate’s State political party selects the individuals who will be electors.

    So let me rephrase, you don’t vote for president. You merely provide a suggestion like an 8ball. The government picks electors (not you). They get to vote. Again, not you. So if you forgot to vote, don’t worry, it’s going to happen anyway. Like if they were going to choose Edgar Allen Poe, it doesn’t matter what you want, they will vote for a dead person before they care about your vote.


  • Also remember that we don’t actually vote for the president. That’s the job of the electoral college. They just want to see if we all guessed it right.

    Hey guess who is the next person to be the president? C’mon tell us! I’m going to guess Biden…I’m going to guess Trump! You are both wrong! The next president is this Gala Apple 🍎 with a worm inside!

    Thanks electoral college! Without you. How could we ever know who You want to rule over us all like a king?