I liked the one a while ago about making every blind person able to see again for exactly 6 hours before they go blind again
That sounded just viciously cruel
I’d just let them see, but make them temporarily go blind every time they’d be about to see something they care about, or are in a dangerous situation where being able to see would be useful.
Christ. You guys are insane. I mean, I love it but hoo-boy …
Like having your own, internal, automatic Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses
Those that were just getting to sleep for the night when he cast his wish…
Wish 1: All humans are sterile.
Wish 2: All humans are immortal.
Wish 3: All humans are furries.
Now just sit back and enjoy the chaos.
I too play FFXIV
Is that actually the plot for a FF game?
No lmao
But if you play it, that joke might hit you the right way.
Or imagine Death Note but it falls in the hands of Elon Musk.
There was a one shot sequel to Death Note where a dude got it, then decided it was more trouble then it was worth, and sold it via auction where the funds would be split up amongst all the accounts at his bank created before a certain date. The U.S. led by not-Trump won with a several trillion bid, and the dude got killed for breaking a new rule that immediately showed up in the book banning its sale.
Is a finger a limb?
Is a penis a limb?
Depends how thick and long it is I think
I think people will figure something out when they begin to study the magical limb disappearing event and they find out you’re the only person alive who was unaffected.
It might not be obvious, depending on what counts as a “limb”. Plus maybe OP already is missing one?
3rd wish: no one ever will figure out i was the reason for the limb disappearance
People will have to rationalize your existence somehow. Being unable to ignore that you’re the one person left on the planet with 4 limbs, everyone you meet now immediately labels you a freak and you find yourself ousted from society.
Or they just blank every conversation you have with them from their memory. Meeting people would be like meeting them for the first time. That’s some monkey paw.
The second wish could make forward by “however one in 1.3 million people don’t randomly instantly lose a limb, instead they lose theirs randomly over time” that’s enough of a cushion where you wouldn’t be too weird.
I would wish for everyone except me, to think of poop everytime they eat. 😈
That no-limbed motivational speaker guy is set!
that’s one way to get a leg up
People would just assume you lost a limb, which is not usually visible with your clothes on.
