Reminds me of Spy magazine’s analysis of our good friend Santa Claus: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/the-physics-of-santa-and-his-reindeer/
The range on Blink is OP AF.
What game are we playing? I feel like i’ve said this while playing starcraft 2 about the tier 1 protoss ranged units (stalkers?).
In The Pick of Destiny they’re 50 miles from Los Angeles when the cops try to pull them over and the song Car Chase City begins.
They arrive in LA less than one minute into the song, making their average speed over 3000 miles per hour.
Given the aerodynamic properties of a Cutless Supreme, they are both cooked, and countless windows in LA have been shattered by the sonic boom.
Ptolemy: ‘Am I a joke to you?’
If Neil degrassi Tyson was like this maybe he’d be a bit more tolerable
I like that I wasn’t the only person to think of Tyson.
I dislike that guy so much.
I was going to rip on taking a cartoon too seriously, but then I remembered getting annoyed at superwhy, which is an ABCs show for toddlers. They had an episode where they landed on Saturn, and it was sandy. I had a to give my then 2 year old an impromptu lesson on what a gas giant was and that her favorite show was fucking wrong. I was so irritated that an education show would do that lol.
Just land on a moon of Saturn at that point.
I certainly hope someone got fired for that blunder
It’s a magic carpet.
OP forgot that the magic flying carpet is magic
And plot armor is the effective heat shield
You would think the issue of staying on it would come before the issue of heat
(frame shift drive charging)
Yeah but what about the Parker Solar Probe?
That’s supposed to be travelling at 153,545 mph, so not even half the speed of Aladdin and Jasmine. Also, the Parker Solar Probe is in space.
Egypt is 1,596 km away from Greece in OUR world. But they’re in a whole new world.
Aaaaahahahaha i must tell you, this brightened my day. Good one
You forgot to include the relativistic effects
Wonder why they wrote 145.1 that way.
Also keep in mind that they witnessed the Great Sphinx being carved- time travel was clearly being used.