• Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    One thing to note, actually cooking something requires an application of heat over time. Instantaneous heat transfer will not cook, it will usually just burn.

    Some people say you can use a nuke to cook a pizza if you put it in the right spot, but the same problem would apply.

    Related, some guy did actually slap a chicken into being cooked. It was predictably disgusting:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHFhnnTWMgI

    • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works
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      5 days ago

      It is about 1:06 when I first heard him call it a meat beater.

      He needed a faster meat better. Bruva, we are right here!

  • Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de
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    6 days ago

    There are so many weird assumptions here. There is more than a hand moving when a slap is performed.

    A skilled slapper could put more of their body weight behind the slap. I’d assume at least 40 kg or even more as the average slap.

  • tabularasa@lemmy.ca
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    6 days ago

    Average rotisserie chicken is 2 lb? Costco’s is 3lb. That would require many more slaps.

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    6 days ago

    Fun fact, 165F is often parroted for cooking chicken, but I urge everyone to go lower. 155-160F results in much juicier chicken. 165F corresponds to instantaneously killing all bacteria. 155F is about 60s, and 160F is 15s.

  • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    6 days ago

    When Martha from accounting last asked me what my plans were for that night, I told her I was going to slap my chicken.

    She won’t look me in the eye any more.

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    6 days ago

    If you could have a superpower, what would it be?

    Me: I’d like to be able to slap fast. Like really fast.

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      6 days ago

      He confused internal temp with oven temp lol (I still probably wouldn’t cook a chicken at 400° though.)

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    6 days ago

    Let’s assume the chicken has to reach a temperature of 205C (400F) for us to consider it cooked.

    Remind me never to let this guy cook for me.

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    6 days ago

    To be clear, the slapping would have to be done in one single second to account for heat loss to environment.

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        6 days ago

        It’s expected there will be some heat loss over time in any scenario, I’m just explaining that the exact numbers to reach 200C chicken (way overcooked) in this very specific example only work if it happens near instantly.

        You can still cook it over time, easily, just with different numbers than this example.

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          6 days ago

          I didn’t check the calculation, but I guess it assumes perfect conversion of motion to heat. But it’s good to know that if you can get a perfectly static chicken, you can hypersonic-slap it cooked.

  • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    7 days ago

    I read once that the Mongolian warriors would place raw meat under their saddles and after riding all day would then consume it. Now I’m thinking that’s not so far fetched.

  • TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee
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    7 days ago

    This isn’t going to be accurate, it’s ignoring a key aspect of the heat that will be generated, friction. When designing materials for prosthetics we have to be aware of how much friction occurs between the material and skin. If the amount of friction is too great, the material can create enough heat to damage tissue.

    The formula for the skin friction coefficient is cf=τw12ρeue2, where ρe and ue are the density and longitudinal velocity at the boundary layer’s edge.

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      6 days ago

      It’s also ignoring your hand would also heat up, ignoring the energy converted to sound, ignoring the heat loss to the environment, ignoring both your hand and the chicken would disintegrate if you hit it that hard, therefore transferring most kinetic energy without converting it, ignoring the enthalpy of fusion (they said it’s frozen)…

      TLDR: it’s silly, just for funsies