Well did you see how it sucked on his hand though
I wanna read it.
Naw, man, that’s just the cookbook that tells you how long to leave the one big crumb in the bottom of your air fryer.
What harm ever came from reading a book?
In this case?
I remember laughing so hard at that, when I saw in the theater, that everyone around me was like, “SSHHH!”
I couldn’t help it. That was one of the funniest things in the whole movie.
My thought has always been, “who the hell grabs a book like that?”
Same because the only answer is “someone who hopes it’s sentient”.
It looked like he was trying to just flip the front cover open, to see if he could determine which book was the real one before taking it.
Which movie is that?
Army of Darkness, aka Evil Dead 3 (although you don’t really need to see the first two and it’s much less horror and much more comedy than the first two as well).
Evie became a rich adventurer badass married to Brendan Frasier, so it worked out alright for her.
Brendan Fraser. Wow, what a roller coaster. I’m glad he’s doing well again. I like him.
… NECKTIE!..
Nickel?
There! I said your damned words alright!
It’s sad how many people here don’t know what the meme is from.
The exception that proves the rule?
And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.
Unless you’re into that sort of thing…
The embedded tooth really does it for me
That’s honestly a helluva chastity device. Ain’t no one tryna fuck with them on
You underestimate the kinks of people
Klaatu Barada Nikto
Klaatu barada n- hrmrrhmr
I may not have said every single syllable!
“What’s that the face of?”
“The previous reader.”
Hail to the king, baby.
Ash Williams > Duke Nukem
We need that buddy cop movie
Soul Sacrifice was a fun game.
Nobody: Hermaeus Mora trying to reach you:
Depends, if this is a personal curse or like a curse on humanity as a whole.
Because of its humanity as a whole I might just open it anyways ya know just to keep things interesting. Gotta be better than what the rich fucks are doing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I often judge a book by it’s cover, because the back cover usually tells me what the book is about.
