Lmao
Well, let me practice.
Maybe I’m wrong, but I read this as a woman’s response to Republicans.
I don’t give a damn if the hooker orgasms or not. I just want to bust a nut and dance with the hooker dressed up to look like my mom.
Imagine not being able to make a woman organism.
It’s like a Dark Souls SL 1 run for incel chuds irl.
Tbf most men don’t have that much input in the process of making woman organisms. They’re just expected to buy pickles and ice cream from time to time.
I always think of Kramer saying he faked orgasms, LOL. 🤣
Sometimes you just want the fucking to end but he won’t give up.
Tell him it’s not going to happen. It’s okay if it doesn’t. The important part is he tried.
I keep a box of “You Tried!” stickers in my nightstand for this very reason
Have you heard about that wild thing you can do called “communication”
“It’s ok babe, I’m good, my thighs are sore.”
“No, I’m gonna get you off tonight!”Sometimes the kind thing to do is just fake it. It doesn’t mean the sex was bad, it doesn’t mean I wasn’t satisfied. But getting to the Big O is often times just too much trouble.
Okay but if that’s his response then put your foot down and tell him in no uncertain terms that you are finished
If the follow up to you saying you’re done is them demanding to keep going, that is coercive and fucked up. I wouldn’t suggest lying in response unless you never plan to see them again, though, or if you feel safe and plan to address it later. It’s just as fucked up to keep up with the lie afterwards as it is to be coercive, imo. Both play coercive, indirect ways of refusing respect, and the tit-for-tat dynamic risks setting up a breeding grounds of resentment for at least the person maintaining a lie. It also denies the coercive person the opportunity for growth.
Squeezing balls make wonders or so I heard.
As someone without balls, can you explain?
The balls often get neglected. Give them a little gentle attention too. Basically, do the kind of things that would feel good if done to your breasts (cupping them, light scratches and tickles, a gentile squeeze, a medium tug, ect.). Combined with a halfway decent stroking or sucking, it’ll take care of most guys in pretty short order. Any other questions you don’t want to ask someone who you’ll have to see again? Happy to educate. I’m a male nurse if that somehow makes it less weird.
Absolutely none of that feels good to breasts in my experience, but thank you for the info!
TMI warning, but I actually prefer this everytime I fuck now, having my balls cupped and squeezed, it makes sex so much better. It’s just constant stimulation when going for the in-stroke and out-stroke, and then it feels great when nutting.
Unfortunately, it can sometimes depend on the shape of a woman’s body if she can easily do it. If a woman has a dump truck ass, she may not be able to reach around her phat ass to get your balls. I wish there was something I could wear in that situation that felt the same, but I don’t know that a testicle pouch would really do it. Plus, it’d be weird to ask a partner to let me wear it before sex.
If a woman has a dump truck ass,
She has a what now?
Indeed, dump truck ass has been colorfully describing big booties in songs and social media for over a decade now.
FACT!
Or you could teach him. Better for both of you.
Right? My immediate thought was just that is is awful communication and everyone would have a better time if they just said something in either scenario
Not everyone has the patience for that
Edit: this reaction has me weak as hell 😂🤣
If you aren’t willing to learn and grow with your partner you should stick to masturbating
Oh and that is fine but then you have to ask yourself if you want to have a partnership with bad sex. If not, break up, or “teach” by communicating what you want, what is good and what is bad. There is no alternative, accept bad sex, break up, teach.
(Technically, you could let them have sex outside of the partnership to study, but… Well, not my cup of tea)
Skill issue
Yeah, please. Why be deceptive? It serves no one.
Better yet, take responsibility for your own pleasure. Play an active role in getting what you want out of the act. Communicate. Why wouldn’t you?
I’ve heard from a lot of women that a portion of men take any attempt to provide suggestions as a direct attack on their masculinity
This happens when providing suggestions to anyone about anything when you’re dealing with an insecure person.
Not just men, I’m a lesbian and I’ve experienced this with women too. Some people are really sensitive to constructive criticism especially during intimacy.
Well that’s just two reasons not to date them since those guys all probably listen to Tate.
No, no, no. All things on the internet are 100% true.
She’s referring to the orgasm
Hell yea, and when she STANK gift her some summers eve.
Let her know that shit stale.
Edit; (Summers eve is a feminine hygiene product aka a douche)
Summers eve™, eradicating stank for 80+ years!
I feel badly for the lots of men that believe their life is to please women.
this group includes me
Ya you just suck at communicating. It’s probably why most of your relationships fail.
As a femdom fan, I fully support this idea
