I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Wife, is in fact, GNU/Wife, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Wife.
Thier wife =/= software
The word “free” does not refer to price; it refers to freedom.
- The freedom to use your wife as you wish, for any purpose.
- The freedom to study how your wife works, and change her so she works for you as you wish, instead of her controlling you.
- The freedom to redistribute your wife to your neighbor.
- The freedom to distribute your modified wife to others. By doing this you can give the whole community a chance to benefit from your changed wife.
Seems like what Dominique Pelicot considered his wife to be. Not an example I am willing to follow, I’ll tell you that.
You have to keep in mind that your wife is her own main maintainer and can decide whether to merge your changes.
You can fork her to obtain someone you have greater influence over but that’s a big responsibility and not everything you want to do with your fork may be advisable from a legal or moral standpoint.
I’ll fork your wife.
Not your wife’s freedom?
She does the PR reviews and makes the ultimate decision to merge the changes or not.
This is why you don’t have a wife lol.
Now I can tell people I strive to be FOSS rather tham say I’m into bimbofication.
The freedom to distribute your modified wife to others. By doing this you can give the whole community a chance to benefit from your changed wife.
That’s love
This is pretty hot.
Honestly, I’d love a FOSSWIFE.
New type of hotwife just dropped
Um sure? As long as she is up for it. I love her, I don’t own her. Keep it safe, sane, and consensual, then who am I to argue.
As long as she is up for it.
That would be DRM you corpo shill!
But she does own you
Nah bro
Female bad
Hold on, bout to fork OPs wife
Didn’t she get them fired for that?
What a bitch
One of the devs she was complaining about got fired. The blowback hit harder though. She got fired, her (former) employer and her personal blog both got DDOSed, and she received a shitload of graphic death threats.
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/03/pycon-2013-sexism-dongle-richards/
I committed
That’s so uncool. They should be sitting next to that OP so they can share in the humor.
Sad 😔
In chess, right?
Right?
Why yes, I 3D printed her parts myself.
Didn’t get there, couldn’t figure out the documentation.
& touch woman cannot touch ‘woman’: Permission denied
mount womanSudo touch woman
A tabula rasa? In my file system?
You are not on the suboers list. Action reported
me: hmm ima try batcj
C:\>woman.hlp Error opening file "WOMAN.HLP". Abort, Retry, Fail?uh basic?
LOAD MANPAGEWOMAN ERROR: CAN'T CONTINUEjs??
>getHelp.woman() SyntaxError: Invalid arguments[some other language]???
%>FunctionToTryGettingHelpOnWomen() ErrorCOME ON THERES GOTTA BE SOMETHI-- Error: Out of Memory
Wife? What’s that? My Wi-Fi isn’t free, though.
You should install OpenWRT then
OpenWRT still relies on proprietary firmware for WiFi to work
Please no body shaming here. Our wifives can be a little chubby but please do not imply that they are bloated it’s the love (and packages) that we receive that truly matter
Would I have to say yes if I let my wife roam cage free?
Youre telling me people dont keep their wives in cages?
That’s just ridiculous
I only keep some of my wives in cages, the rest are free range
You can’t see her because she’s decentralized
…I’m not crying
I don’t have the actual hardware, it’s all virtual and she runs in my head
I just run docker containers for the components I need, without the overhead for the whole system.
I have her as a second partition in my main (read: internal) storage.
me when i try even coming close yo somone the opposite sex irl: “manpage nonexistent and this situation is unknown WHAT DO I DO IT DOES NOT COMPUTE”
(back wgen my daily driver was dos (yes, in the 21st centory), back when it was windows and now that its linux…yeahhh…even if im a total NOOB at it i have the social skills of someone who spenda all day in the tty…maybe doing tbat but cmd in windows helped a bit xd)
file not foundpermission denied
Windows users when I ask them if they debloat their girlfriends before using them.
You must mean WiFi.
