Cock.
He was a fisher of men, after all. 😏
Lust is sinful, and Jesus was without sin, though
Having attraction preferences doesn’t mean you’re lustful.
Depends on whom you’re asking, but lots of christians consider it a sin outside of marriage. Super healthy message to give young kids /s
Ergo he exploited the poophole loophole, thus our brother in Christ was (is?) an ass man.
The whole “camel through eye of a needle” allegory is a hidden clue for anal obsession /s
I honestly can’t say, but I know one thing for certain.
the man loved to get nailed.
Unsurprising, he was hung too.
His best buddy was super hung. You can’t tell me the J-man didn’t know about his fellow J’s swinging.
He did carry around some pretty large wood.
More resigned to it. Has to close his eyes and think of England.
The both, why not?
This is aphobic. Asexuals are human too.
Well, Christ came riding upon an ass, so I think this is an easy question to answer
Most carpenters I’ve ever known were more boobs men
Boobs? Ass? Ew. He was clearly a dong man. That whole bit about parting the sea? He actually just whipped out his gigantic cock and created a bridge with it.
Pretty sure that was a different guy. Both had giant dongs they could part water with, but the Red Sea was definitely Moses.
I thought “parting the Sea” was a euphemism for spreading some bussy?
Long hair, glamorous face, skinny ripped body? Jesus was a twink.
Not Korean Jesus. He’s swole af. Turns water into pre-workout.
He was homosexual based on all his male buddies he liked to have dinner with. So, definitely an ass lover.
It doesn’t matter 'cause it would be a miracle if he brought a lady home.
Because while Jesus was prayin’
Fuckin’ Craig was layin’
Every lady in the testament
You know what I’m sayin’
HES FUCKING CRAIG
craig christ
I wouldn’t die for your sins, like my famous kin,
but if you got a little sister then there’s room at this inn!
I’m not my brother, I know
Don’t walk on H2O
But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow
TIL ace people aren’t “fully human”
Likely not according to the church.
They’re cyborgs.
Arguably better
jesus is an ass man. seen stickers making this statement.
It’s always a weird question to me. Every time I see boobs, there is an ass attached to the same person. Both is the way
What advice would you give to your younger self?
