I saw an angel take a shit, then eat said shit.
God works in mysterious ways.
This reminds me of the story about some old dude’s dog that always shits on my neighbor’s sidewalk. One day neighbor saw that and run to that guy with scary look on his face. He started scolding old guy that he should clean after his dog and old guy respond he’s too old to do that, his back hurt and stuff. The dog saw the whole thing and in a shame he just ate his own shit so poor old man didn’t have to clean it up.
Kudos to the dog.
If you’re unable to care for a pet, you need to find it a new home.
my angel went one level derper.
he took a shit, ate it, puked up that eaten shit, then started eating that shitty puke… which he puked.
had to throw out that sofa.
One of mine brought in a frozen turd one winter and started chewing on it.
Angel poop probably taste pretty good tbf
You’re free to try it
Angels attacked a friend of mine for more than 90 minutes, taking off and eating part of her legs, arms, breast and face. The paramedics that eventually brought her to the hospital were so traumatized they still have not returned to work. My friend has had 11 reconstructive surgeries so far.
#touchedbyanangel
God gives his sweetest humans to his hungriest angels.
What do you expect of a homicidal god with double standards?
Demons were angels once…
Not all of them. And depends on the religion and sect therein
Did that happen to be a pit bull angel?
These were 4 german shepherd angels
Ah yes, dogs made to hunt and maim humans hurt your friend, so all dogs are bad as a consequence.
I’m truly sorry for what happened to your friend, but people are 100% responsible for their pets. Be not angry at the dogs, but the person that owned them.
B E N O T A F R A I D
Have no fear, my child
Imagine a pitbull goring a toddler before looking you dead in the eyes and saying “BE NOT AFRAID”
Damn a lot of you hate dogs huh
Well I like dogs but they certainly aren’t angles
Thank you for the info, now I know what I kneeded to know
Idk my lil Pomeranian is pretty obtuse
I bet she is acute-y ^God ^I ^hate ^myself ^for ^that
Yeah I get a lot of online content is about cats, but hating dogs is just weird as hell
I personally hate any animal that poses a significant danger to me. So as much as I hate caracals, tigers, etc while loving cats, I hate large dogs that are aggressive, are able to kill me and if they decide to do so, I wouldn’t have too much of a defense against them. Anything else is fine by me.
A cat could kill you, easily. They literally have razor sharp claws in all their legs, a well placed puncture or even an infected cut could endanger your life. Cats have, rarely, killed babies. They are literally mostly carnivore tiny tigers who kill for a living.
Cats can also carry infection diseases on their claws, including toxoplasmosis.
Cats prefer warm meat, so if you die and they are hungry they are multiple times more likely to start eating you immediately.
Dogs at least will wait until its a survival issue.
Well I suppose its a better use of a corpse then just burying it.
I saw an angel casually walk down a street with a human head in his mouth. I’d post the video but, y’know, rule 4.
Where the fuck did you have to see that?
Mexican news. It happened in Zacatecas last year.
If it was a turtle with a head on its back, I could stomach it. But a dog?!
What are you guys on about? Lucifer was an angel.
A hot, sexy angel, as the TV keeps telling me.
But let’s be honest, God has killed way more people than Satan. Dude brags about it too, with his rainbows meaning
“Haha, I promise not to hit you anymore… but I could.”
I can’t even think of anyone Satan killed; but God’s killed the whole world at least once.
Satan has a few bodies to his name. Though best estimates are several times lower than people might think.
https://whyevolutionistrue.com/2011/04/27/murders-god-vs-satan/#
Which is funny because how would you even defy an omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent being?
Though the old testament did write them more as old friends that disagreed on some things rather than bitter enemies, having bets and fucking with humans for their amusement. Kinda like the whole thing was made up by a bunch of different people at different times who didn’t all have a strong grasp on what real power was and thought it required anger like a human with power that only exists because of threats of violence and were really just trying to turn their wise reputation into their own power backed by a vengeful god’s power.
Which is funny because how would you even defy an omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent being?
From what I remember when my parents took me to church as a kid, he just kept bugging God for power. Eventually God had enough of his shit.
God with a thick rock hard dick under them robes, just throbbing at the thought of sending dogs to eat babies
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Angels in the Bible: “Be not afraid”
Angels in Ultrakill: “I WILL WRITE A BIBLE STORY IN YOUR BLOOD, MACHINE!”
Angels in Evangelion: 🔹
Perfection!
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Pocket change
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pit bullsangels when they see a childBE NOT AFRAID
OR DO BE AFRAID
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My angels are really fucking stupid. And one of them killed and ate (half of) a mole yesterday.
That mole was coming right for you! That angel saved your life!
According to the lore, demons are fallen angels so you can keep this narrative going
An angel pooped on my yard
Hey, angels get hungry for that succulent childflesh just like anyone else.
Why God have bonar