• KISSmyOS@lemmy.world
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    I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, Hannah Montana/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Hannah Montana plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Hannah Montana system made useful by the Hannah Montana splashscreen, jailbait wallpaper and vital Disney branding comprising a full OS as defined by 2000’s teenagers. Many computer users run a modified version of the Hannah Montana system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Hannah Montana which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Hannah Montana system, developed by Miley Cyrus. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a pink operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the Hannah Montana operating system: the whole system is basically Hannah Montana with Linux added, or Hannah Montana/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of Hannah Montana/Linux.

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        10 months ago

        When I was a kid I had Linux on a cd that came in the mail

        It was probably my first online purchase

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    I’ve never given Linux a fair shake, I didn’t know Hannah Montana Linux even existed, and I have a desktop long overdue for a ‘format and fresh install’ level of cleanup. How can I not give it a shot?

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    10 months ago

    Our company has shifted from Redhat to Hanna Montana boxes and it really jazzed our network up.

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    They say if you install Hannah Montana Linux and Windows 11 as a dual boot. You get the best of both worlds…

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    10 months ago

    Okay, I’m really unsure here. What if I fear tech, my daddy is poor and I don’t have a life?