I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, Hannah Montana/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Hannah Montana plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Hannah Montana system made useful by the Hannah Montana splashscreen, jailbait wallpaper and vital Disney branding comprising a full OS as defined by 2000’s teenagers. Many computer users run a modified version of the Hannah Montana system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Hannah Montana which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Hannah Montana system, developed by Miley Cyrus. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a pink operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the Hannah Montana operating system: the whole system is basically Hannah Montana with Linux added, or Hannah Montana/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of Hannah Montana/Linux.
You deserve this
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I’m still a little shook you can’t actually get medals anymore. Times are changing.
I appreciate your vital contribution to this discussion.
This is my favorite copypasta.
Mmmm tasty copy pasta 😋🍝
Copypasta was probably the codename of chatgpt 1.0
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Personally, I recommend AmogOS.
If it’s not UwUntu, I don’t want it 😤
Should’ve been the OpenSUSe deriative
That’s a really dumb flow chart … goes on to install Hannah Montana Linux
Hannah Montana Linux
That’s also where I have landed
That’s what I got too! Twinsies!
As a 3-year user of Hannah Montana Linux, I approve this post.
That’s impressive. I didn’t start using linux until my late 20’s
When I was a kid I had Linux on a cd that came in the mail
It was probably my first online purchase
Is there a version of this but for real?
What do you mean, it’s as real as it can get
yes
I should try HM linux and Uwuntu
I’ve never given Linux a fair shake, I didn’t know Hannah Montana Linux even existed, and I have a desktop long overdue for a ‘format and fresh install’ level of cleanup. How can I not give it a shot?
Our company has shifted from Redhat to Hanna Montana boxes and it really jazzed our network up.
They say if you install Hannah Montana Linux and Windows 11 as a dual boot. You get the best of both worlds…
Miley Stewart DOS during the day, Hannah Montana Linux at night.
There’s a Hannah Montana Linux? Don’t tease me, now.
What r/Unixporn should have become.
It’s the best of both worlds
so, os/2?
Pfft, no!
OS/2 Warp
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
“Weird distro, still better than Windows”
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.
Okay, I’m really unsure here. What if I fear tech, my daddy is poor and I don’t have a life?
Miley Cyrus Linux
Miley Cryus Linux
I use Arch btw
hmhmhmhmhmhm