The introduction of gators into the Alps would certainly garner attention.
I guess with the lower temperature they’d be less of a threat.
Only for the short term, they’ll adapt and be stronger than ever
And don’t forget, these aren’t normal gators…
These are meth-fueled Florida gators who are as likely to ban books as they are maul a skier.
The Alps won’t know what hit ‘em.
This user has the overall most reliably great posts, on all of Lemmy, I swear.
OP thanks for your dedication, you make Lemmy much better.
Tuscan farmer: that’s strange, I don’t remember there being a meth lab there…
The mob would have a field day
Nah, the left Sicily where it was.
Italy has plenty of mob besides Sicily.
So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.
Also we lose Sicily and their awesome food and women but we get to keep Sardinia, where the best food is cheese with worms and the best women are one meter tall with moustache.
Bad deal man.
And remember you get a border with the worst part of the USA, even better!
At least there’s no Corsica anymore (Sardinia but Fr*nch 🤢)
Fam, corsicans are the only ones who hate French more than us, they are welcome to rejoin Italy whenever they want.
So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.
We’re not going to go to all that trouble just to keep the damn place. You get the worst of both worlds: French Floridians!
Knowing very little about the two islands, I find the contrasting descriptions hilarious.
Florida attached to Europe looks mildly like a penis.
Florida
attached to Europelooks mildly like a penis.Florida
attached to Europelooksmildlylike a penis.You might want to get that checked out
Sweden and Finland are literally a penis, balls included
We don’t need that, we already have Scandinavia.
NOBODY wants Florida.
I grew up in FL and now live in pacific northwest, still not far enough away…
What happened to Corsica, did it sink?
Corsica is part of France. But then it begs the question: why did Sardinia moved and not Sicily?
Because we are way better than Mediterranean mexico
Yes please, florida is a cancer on the union, like Texas.
now you’re making us deal with that shithole
Yes, consider it penance for making us drink espresso in tiny cups, and deal with the confusion of your hand gestures.
Not Italian.
Also, if you don’t know how to do things properly don’t complain about it
Sorry about the piss and vinegar which constitutes the majority of your composition, apparently.
Vinegar is great. Not my fault you can’t handle it
Go back to special kid camp please
It’s not my fault your taste buds have the maturity of those of a 3 year old
Texas turns a profit.
I feel like this is maybe a reference that I don’t know?
Some weird choices there with Sardinia and Sicily
And Corsica just vanishes
What if you take them off and forget to put them back?
(Sorry for the affected… maybe)
Maybe we just stick them together in the middle of the Atlantic?
The best plan.
They’ve already got the sinking spirit of Atlantis going.
I really don’t know who the biggest losers are in that trade.
Europe. Florida has flying cockroaches.
An absolute downgrade. No sane person would ever want Fl*rida to replace Italy
I mean if that means Italy would be closer to me, and florida much much further away I think that would make me sane to want to switch.
And you move that shithole to our continent
now “the florida man who went to malta” will change from a skit into a newspaper headline
TIL that Florida is basically the same size as Italy. Weird.
But oddly Italy is a much more attractive land mass. Florida just looks like a limp dick
Complete with jap’s eye.
But italy has a population 3 times higher. And its a place where you actually would want to stay.
Italy going from just a boot, to a boot about to kick Cuba’s ass.